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11.
An unwanted or unsolicited text message sent as a promotional advertisement or marketing ploy.
I keep getting blasted with spandex from KFC. No, I don't want to text DD to ##### for a free double downwich.
by M. Wiener May 05, 2010
 
1.
A type skintight elastic shorts usually worn by sports people, often seen on girls playing volleyball.
She worn very tight spandex shorts for volleyball practice.
by Nym August 25, 2005
 
2.
Spandex is a privelege, not a right. Just because you own it, doesn't mean you can wear it.
The fat woman wore her spandex from high school. Children cried when they saw her.
by Biron3000 February 06, 2008
 
3.
Something that should not be worn by fat people or those who hate getting wedgies.
My next-door neighbor has a spandex bathrobe. What a dummy!
by RatchetBoo April 27, 2003
 
4.
pants used to amplify his/her penis size
nice spandex
by Anonymous October 06, 2003
 
5.
1. A synthetic fiber or fabric made from a polymer containing polyurethane, used in the manufacture of elastic clothing.


2. Spike/Xander/Lex threesome pairing. I have yet to see this actually occur, but it's fun to think about.
1. Spandex is uncomfortable to wear.

3. I'm writing a Buffy/Smallvill crossover. It's spandex.
by lynx wings April 22, 2005
 
6.
Things that look really good on women. Not so good on men
Did you see that girl in spandex?
Yeah her ass looked good!
by babyboy34 August 31, 2009
 
7.
This is something i recomend especially when your playing contacts sport.A spandex are basically tights you wear underneath your shorts when playing ruthless sports like rugby and aussie rules because if you wear boxers your balls might hang off the side and that could creep people out.
Mate1:"Dude i think you should get some spandex im kinda getting sick of looking at that thing."

Mate2: "Oh Ya Reckon!? Yeh man i think your right. i was getting tired of people looking down my balls all the time."
by dufus08 April 08, 2008