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20.
1. (n.) Sperm

2. (v.) to Sperm

3. (v.) to fuck up
1. I find bounty to be the only truly effective method of absorbing my spaff.

2. Oh my god, I'm so sorry but I've spaffed in your otherwise delicious macaroni cheese.

3. You've proper spaffed that up. Boyo.
by Thos October 02, 2004
 
1.
To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.
I have just been Spaffed
I am getting a Spaffing as we speak
by Jelly Pumpernickel October 04, 2012
 
2.
A term for masturbation made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'
(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."
by Choadalay-dee-heeee January 09, 2013
 
3.
To ejaculate, usually into or onto something (more than likely an innanimate object)
Id love to spaff in that kettle.

Ill happily spaff on that bints toast.
by Big-OH January 23, 2009
 
4.
1) cum basically

2) When you have some unknown mixture on you and someone points it out
1) I spaffed all over her fat mouth last night

2) Dude, you got a bit of spaff on your shirt
by Ja-mmin April 24, 2005
 
5.
Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.
hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
by d to a the to the n-n-y February 11, 2007
 
6.
another work for cum or the act of cunning
I Spaffed in her hair, she wasn't happy
by big bob roberts jr the third September 25, 2009
 
7.
A word often used by a girl to describe a boy whom she feels affection for.
'Hey Spaffy, Could you be nice and pick me up?'
'Yo, Spaff!'
by LukeSpaffy October 28, 2006