the act of ejaculaction
i tell a lie i did spaff on her tits
To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.
I have just been Spaffed
I am getting a Spaffing as we speak
A term for masturbation made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'
(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."
To ejaculate, usually into or onto something (more than likely an innanimate object)
Id love to spaff in that kettle.
Ill happily spaff on that bints toast.
2) When you have some unknown mixture on you and someone points it out
1) I spaffed all over her fat mouth last night
2) Dude, you got a bit of spaff on your shirt
Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini
hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
another work for cum or the act of cunning
I Spaffed in her hair, she wasn't happy
spaffing. the action of overshooting
when accelerating and never reaching the target.
descriptive term applied in particular to boid
boid1 wants to get to boid2. with each step it takes towards boid2, the steps get larger, so it will eventually go past boid2, whereupon each step will get smaller until the steps become negative and boid1 reverses direction and moves towards boid2 again, it step it takes getting larger, and so forth. boid1 will continue spaffing
around boid2 forever. incidentaly, the 'shape' of its movement is a sin wave.