British: A young person, usually used by aunts or uncles
Hello my little spadge!
by Ultrelusive July 20, 2005
In Australia spadge is pussy,straight female NOT dyke.
"I copped a flash of spadge,mate. Crikey it was orright!! Blood Oath!!"
by Bruce March 17, 2004
Spadge is a term coined in the Scottish kilt hire industry for dried semen on a returned hire kilt. It is derived from a contraction of the words "spunk badge".
"They asked me to clean the spadge off that Hunting Smith with a wire brush, so I told them where they could stick their job" - Sonia, an ex-employee of a kilt-hire company.
by Tumshie April 30, 2010
British: A loving term for a young son or grandson - used by Dad or Grandad - perhaps originally from Lancashire.
"Howdey little spadge"
by Norman Howard August 16, 2005
To hit someone with a spatular, or in a spatular like manner
"I gave him a good spadging after he flicked me with his teatowel" or "I like to spadge pancakes real good"
by flying-in-face-of-pancake November 02, 2011
Spadge a brown sticky substance sometimes found under toe nails or in the back seat of a cinema.

Similar in substance to a bogey or diarrhoea.
Watch out for spadge.
Aww man I have spadge on my shoe.

Alternatives: That's spadge-tastic
by Spadgeman4000 December 11, 2013
Spadge in a name is a shortening of "Spadger" which is an old english common name for a house-sparrow or field-sparrow.
As a name, any example is acceptable, so "Hi Spadge"
by spadge January 25, 2013
To slap someone in the face with your schlong.

She was pissing me off, so I gave her a good spadging. That shut the bitch up!

or

He called me a ponce, so I had to spadge the fucker.
by Tex56789 April 27, 2006

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