The type of person who rather worryingly takes photos of their own nosehairs or similar.
"Are you taking photos of your nosehair? Why are you doing that you spacktard!?"
like a retard.
but with extra spasticness.
well, anyone could be a spacktard. but in this case, it's you.
A mix of the words spacker and retard used against sum one who acts as if they are disabled.
Rob:Hew man, stop bein a spacktard.
Retard: I canit help it, im an inbred!
a mixture between a mental person, and a retard
. normally found in 'special' classrooms in school. also try to act like they are the total opposite and make themselves like a chav
Jewson: yarr d'ya wanna come listen to sum bangin' tunez?
Normal human: don't talk to me you freak.
Jewson: ewww, i will bang you out!
Normal human: you have your trakkies
on the wrong way round, i doubt it!
Jewson: ya wot, dis iz ow ya wear 'em
(human translation - this is how you wear them)
Normal person: get back on the special bus you spacktard!
Jewson: narrrr....(skips off to bus)