A movie about Jordan retiring but got back to Basketball to help the toons beat the giant aliens in a game who stole the talents from 5 NBA superstars. Michael Jordan stars in the movie with the loony toons (however you spell it) characters.
Kazaam sucks and so does Shaq when it comes to movies. Space Jam was sweet and so was MJ. Why the hell would you steal Shawn Bradley's talent???????
A malfunctioned Space Dock
, in which the donor fecal matter is lodged within the anal and/or vaginal and/or hand made taintal cavity, resulting in an awkward experience for all and an uncomfortable trip to the ass doctor for a routine enema.
Stan Podlak: yo what it is MJ
Michael Jordan: fuckin cracka imma fuckin shit in your asshole.
Stan Podlak: k
Michael Jordan: aw shit sorry bro don't think that's comin out
Stan Podlak: nah it's ok i space jammed myself last night in the urethra
Michael Jordan: ok gonna play some minor league baseball peace
RON PAUL 08
A spacejam is a camp male deriving from the African Diaspora who is also an avid basketball player and fan. Spacejam's usually wear non prescribed clear rimmed 'geek glasses' in an attempt to be cool or a hipster. Spacejam's also choose to switch between being a 'gangster' and a 'hipster' when they want, but do not realise, they make a fool of themself in doing so. In addition, a spacejam also fits the stereotype depicted in popular youtube viral video "Being a dickhead's cool". Famous examples of spacejam's are Kanye West, JLS and 'will.i.am'.
Male 1: 'Look at these guys getting on the bus, hide your phone.'
Male 2: 'Na, don't worry, they're just spacejams.'
To steal or take something from someone else, like in Space Jam when the aliens took the Basketball players' skills and powers.
Dude, that guy totally just Space Jammed my bike!!
The act of a male masturbating or engaging in sexual activities involving the penis while orbiting in outer space. As the male ejaculates, gravity keeps some semen from leaving the penis, thus remaining stuck in the penis. The penis is then space jammed.
Jackie: Yo Gregory! I heard you and Janet just got back from the moon, how was it?
Gregory: Pretty sweet man but we tried to fuck in the cargo bay of the space ship and I got so space jammed, it took me forever to get it out.
1. Verb. To steal the abilities, talents, or gifts of another human being through magical or supernatural means.
2. Verb. To cheaply copy another artist's style to the extent that you become a cartoonish portrayal of said original artist.
1. ex. If I could SPACE JAM Ron Jeremy's downstairs area, I'd get all the ladies.
2. ex. Gunther: "Hey, Otis, what do you think of the new Robin Thicke joint?" Otis: "I do not approve. He's just SPACE JAMMING Prince."
A bastardized gimmicky version of my all- time favorite Jordans: the 11's. Just another marketing gimmick by Jordan that wannabe sneakerheads and hypebeasts lined up for. Quality is no where near the original 11's and sadly people paid 175$ for them.
Adrian: Yo I'm a real Jordan-head cause I waited all night at the mall just to cop a pair of Space Jams!!!