The Truth is that Southwick is a badass town of which has gained infamy in the surrounding towns. Southwick residents well the younger generations are notorious for going places and causing chaos. It is not a rare occasion to see someone from Southwick being escorted by police from an event or being banned from them. It’s not unusual for Southwick residents to be seen in surrounding towns and making a scene like for example Suffield. It is not unusual here to know 6 or more people with D.U.I.s. or someone who totaled their vehicle drunk and walking away from it. In the winter it’s about snowboarding, snowmobiling, drifting your car, and chillin on the lake. In the summer it’s about running from the 5-0 on the dirtscoots, pitscoots and quads, going to nationals, having fires, pickin tobacco, hittin shit with your car, Tom Petty and partying out on the lake. All year it's about smoking the reefer drinkin the beers trying to get your dick wet or your clit touched doin the occasional Berk or DRR. Getting an Arny at Shell, a buff chick at Gigi's II, a chicken pita at Village, curly fries at The Summer House. Smoking mad blunts at the gorge, playing hacky sack. 99% White and .00001% African-American. All The Girls aren’t gorgeous. Southwick once was the party spot but as the generations go on the parties don't. Carson Has Bangers and no one can disagree. Have you had a kegger in your house? Ok then. Yeah Southwick is filled with Weed-heads but what’s the problem with that? Nothing.
Kid from nearby town 1:Yo are those southwick kids?!
Kid from nearby town 2:Oh shit son yeah that's them!
Kid from nearby town 1: Yo I heard those kids don't fuck around.
Kid from nearby town 3: Yeah they were at a party last week that I was at! They stole all the alcohol, were punching holes in the wall, stole pictures off the wall, were using a fire extinguisher in the house, and broke the stove.
Kid from nearby town 2: Damn!
Kid from nearby town 1: They sound wicked badass!
Kid from nearby town 3: They Are!
Southwick all day baby. all day.
Reppin' the Masshole name!