|1.||Southwestern Michigan College.|
Mascot: The Roadrunners. The poorest excuse for a higher learning institute in the state of Michigan, where the professors don't actually have to know squat about what they're teaching, and the administration wants desperately to least get as much respect as your average community college. They think building dorms makes it a better school, and instead of hiring teachers who actually speak the language you signed up to learn, will build a multi-million dollar activity center when they don't even have a sports team. If you ever happen to find your way on to the campus be prepared to find an alarmingly large number of people who, by any decent state standard, shouldn't have graduated from high school let alone been accepted into a college. On the other hand, if you've ever wanted to feel really good about yourself, this is a great place to go.
I never knew how frustrating college could be until I went to Southwestern Michigan College.