|1.||Southern Hot Mess|
A hot ass southern chick; usually brunettes. she's got a tight little body and is a TEASE. she's smart, crazy, nuts, GORGEOUS, athletic...a total package. If you're lucky enough to date her, she'll treat you the best. very very sexual and if your good enough and work hard enough, you can probably hook up with her within a week. looks good in anything she wears. She can get any guy with her sexy voice, piercing brown/blue eyes, adorable smile and sexy body. not to mention, she can party like HELL and drink most guys under the table. She's also a little bit insecure but hides it. be warned though DO NOT MESS WITH THIS GIRL. she'll most likely make your life hell.
Damn! You see that hot girl at the bar talking about 4 wheelin'? She's a Southern Hot Mess!