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A guy from the Southern United States who talks slowly and always acts as if what he has to say is of the upmost importance. This person is completely full of shit and literally does not know his ass from a hole in the ground. Southern dicks are fond of spreading their bullshit widely and can be found in anywhere were males congregate.
Did you run into Gary at the bar last night?

I sure did, man that dude is a pure Southern Dick. Does he ever shut the fuck up?
by m4224r April 12, 2012
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