|1.||Southampton Solent University|
Southampton Institute with a face lift. Is in fact the second worst Uni in the UK (only because some other dump, didn't submit itself for inspection!)
Populated by 'Students of an Alternative Academia' (aka, Media Studies and Catering degrees)
A scar on the face of beautiful Southampton.
Also known as the 'dimstitute'
"I say good man, where's that degree you've acquired from?"
"It's from Southampton Solent University like!"
"Don't you mean the 'dimstitute'? FUCK OFF, you Gypsy, go find a job at Maccy D's!"