The best show ever made
It makes fun of society, in a purely genius way. They creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, are possibly the most clever guys to ever exist.
South Park is the best show to ever exist. And it's the best that ever will exist.



South Park Quotes~

Cartman: I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive.
-Tonsil Touble
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Kyle: Dude, you have *sex* with *children*.
Stan: Yeah, you know, we believe in equality for everybody, and tolerance, and all that gay stuff, but dude, fuck you.
Kyle: Seriously.
-NAMBLA episode
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One of the best shows on TV. First broadcasted in 1997. Created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. The show has 4 main characters. Stan Marsh, Kyle Brofloski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McKormick. They are four eight-year-old boys that live in South Park Colorado. Stan, is often considered the main character. He is really a typical American boy and does things and is in situations that many people can relate to. Kyle is Stan's best friend and is the only Jewish boy in South Park. Eric (usually called Cartman) could also be considered the main character. He is the racist one of the group that has a weight problem and is possibly psychopathic. Kenny is the character that usually dies in every episode and is the poor one of the group. He wears a hooded coat, which prevents you from ever seeing his face. The show usually makes fun of controversial events, politics, famous people, fads, and everyday life. There are currently more than one-hundred episodes, and two movies.
Mike- Man South Park is so damn funny.

Nick- So true
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The funniest cartoon show on television. Audience is more conservative. Way better then family guy, which leans towards liberals. :P
"See! I told you if you don't eat meat you turn into a p*ssy!" - Cartman, South Park
by Sean Donnelly January 19, 2006

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The best show in the past, present, and future of the world. Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovsky, Stan Marsh, and Kenny McCormick make up the kickass characters in this great show. Cartman's a Nazi fat kid with a hatred of hippies, gingers, jews, and basically every group he's not a part of. Kyle's a normal, fun loving jew kid. Stan's your average shmoe, and Kenny's so poor, he eats pop tarts for dinner every night. NEW EPISODES OF SOUTH PARK EVERY WEDNESDAY ON COMEDY CENTRAL.
Shut up, you fucking Jew. (cartman)
But Moooooooooooooooom, i (gibberish) TOMORROW! (cartman)
Shut up, fatass! (kyle)
mmm fmmm hmmfhm hmfmfmhf hmmm! (kenny)
that's totally uber 1337 kool. (stan)
Mr. Hat is gonna slap you bitches up. (Mrs. Garrison)
south park, the best show on earth
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An excellent and funny show that makes fun of society, consisting of four ten-year olds who swear a lot. Yet most of the people who watch it are ignorant teenagers, and they make fun of Jews/Asians/Black people because they think it's 'cool' since Cartman does it. Cartman is definitely hilarious, but the whole point of his character is to make FUN of Racism. Teenagers who watch the show also don't realize Jews made the show.
Ignorant teenager: haha joos are dum so ar asians and black people duh

Intelligent teenager: Shut up, idiot. Jews made the South Park.

Ignorant teenager: nuh uh then y would they make fun of joos hahah take that pwned

Intelligent teenager: If you are a certain race or religion, it's a whole lot easier to make fun of yourself. But of course you wouldn't understand that since your an average, white, Christian teenager.
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THE FUNNIEST SHOW EVER! the main characters are kyle, kenny wich keeps dieing & somehow coming back to life, stan, and obese racist, but funny eric.
(SOUTH PARK BEATS FAMILY GUY BY A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG SHOT!) BTW: south park is not a real town for those who are retarted (no offence)
south park kicks ass allllllllllll the way! you can watch free whole episodes @ southparkstudios.com, when you get to the site just click full episodes!
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My religion.
Stan: You know, somebody once said, “Don’t try to be a great man, just be a man.”
Jesus: Who said that?
Stan: You did, Jesus.
Jesus: You’re right, Stan. Thank you, boys!
Kyle: Wow, did he say that in the Bible?
Stan: Nah, I saw it on Star Trek.

Stan: Dude, we don’t have any talent.
Cartman: That didn’t stop any of the other boy bands, damn it!

Mr. Garrison: Well, your moms are just upset. They’re probably all on their periods or something.
Gregory: Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I’m sorry, Wendy. But I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.

Bebe: Mom, what's six times eight?
Bebe's mom: Oh, sweetie, those are two completely different numbers.

Cartman: Okay, Token, give me a sweet bass line.
Token: I don't know how to play the bass.
Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go through this? You're black. You can play bass.

Token: I'm getting sick of your stereotypes.
Cartman: Get as sick as you want, just give me a goddamn bass line!
Token: Plays the bass expertly Oh, goddammit.

south park rocks :)
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