a really great show to watch stoned.
its on practically everday on comedy central at like 930. its about four boys who usually find themselves in crazy situations, and dont really think its a huge deal. there are really random things in the show that are just soooo hilarious.

one of the best episodes i think is chinpokemon or weight gain 4000
cartman: but maaaam i wanjnakjfnskngsgjslkgjamlsfgl
mrs cartman: okay, dont pick ur nose hon

kyle: cartman u r such a fatass that when people walk down the street they say god damn thats a big fat ass
cartman: EHH
some guy: god damn thats a big fat ass
by deenie June 20, 2004
The most misunderstood TV show of all time, it basically accurately puts a satirical mirror on modern society, politics, social issues and anything relevant to the world. People tend to factor out the satire because their IQ is to low to understand it, so they simply take the swearing to face value humour, even though the humour goes into so much depth intellectually. It is about 4 boys from Colorodo, Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kyle Brofloski, and Kenny McCormick, as they travel through different misadventures through their years of adolescence.
"Hey did you see that episode of South Park where they talked about how China was invading America? Funny how that is actually happening! They are buying out our land, man the creators make genius predictions!"

"Wow, I learnt an amazing lesson South Park about racism, politics, and basically everything, it's almost like they educate me on the issues!"
by Madison P May 25, 2015
1.A big empty basin in Colorado with nothing for miles around.
2. A show on Comedy Central created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone which shows a awesome town there instead.
Me: You know, no one actually lives in South Park.
Other Guy: Shut Up! I know it's real!
by southparkguy March 28, 2006
probably the best show on tv. anyone who doesn't like south park probably goes home and fucks their mom at night. airs on comedy central and upn. main characters are cartman, kyle, kenny, and stan.
(south park episode 306: sexual harassment panda)

Petey the sexual harassment panda: "…Article 36, Section 19: One panda may not make sexual comments about another panda's appearance. If said panda does make…"

Stan: Ogh, dude, get me out of here!

Cartman: I think Sexual Harassment Panda is cool.

Stan: You would think that, you little ass-sucker.

Cartman: What did you call me?

Stan: An ass-sucker. It means you suck ass. You see an ass, you suck it. You're an ass-sucker.

Cartman: That does it! I am suing you for sexual harassment!

Petey: Uh-oh.

Stan: What?

Cartman: You have… sexually harassed me for the last time! It says right here… that now I can sue you and take all of your money.

Petey: That's right, he can.

Stan: No you can't, you little ass-sucker!

Cartman: Oh, you did it again! You all heard him!

Petey: "The first party of the first panda may sue the second-party panda unless that panda was said panda aforementioned panda."
by south_park_kicks_ass May 28, 2006
probably the best show on tv. anyone who doesn't like south park probably goes home and fucks their mom at night. airs on comedy central and upn. main characters are cartman, kyle, kenny, and stan.
south park episode 306: sexual harassment panda

Petey the sexual harassment panda: "…Article 36, Section 19: One panda may not make sexual comments about another panda's appearance. If said panda does make…"

Stan: Ogh, dude, get me out of here!

Cartman: I think Sexual Harassment Panda is cool.

Stan: You would think that, you little ass-sucker.

Cartman: What did you call me?

Stan: An ass-sucker. It means you suck ass. You see an ass, you suck it. You're an ass-sucker.

Cartman: That does it! I am suing you for sexual harassment!

Petey: Uh-oh.

Stan: What?

Cartman: You have… sexually harassed me for the last time! It says right here… that now I can sue you and take all of your money.

Petey: That's right, he can.

Stan: No you can't, you little ass-sucker!

Cartman: Oh, you did it again! You all heard him!

Petey: "The first party of the first panda may sue the second-party panda unless that panda was said panda aforementioned panda."
by south_park_kicks_ass May 28, 2006
a religion practiced by prophets Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

conflict of good (followers of Eric) and evil (followers of Kyle) is an important aspect of this religion.
Les Claypool
I'm going down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time

Stan and Kyle
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation

Les
Going down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind

Cartman
Ample parking, day or night
People spouting "Howdy, neighbor!"

Les
Heading on up to South Park
Gonna see if I can't unwind

Kenny
I like girls with big fat titties
I like girls with big vaginas!

Les
So come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine
by the other Eric Cartman July 22, 2015
Honest, unapologetic satyrical comedy that airs on Comedy Central. Early episodes were crude, politically incorrect (and hilarious) and followed the lives of 4 boys in a small Colorado mountain town. Has evolved into one of the smartest social commentaries in popular culture, lampooning any topic. Usually very accurate in putting society in perspective. Often misunderstood by people too shallow to see beneath the shows surface appearance as a crude and politically incorrect show about children who swear a lot. People who dislike the show are often: old, have no sense of humor, stupid or belong to a group the show has made fun of.
1: "Hey, let's go watch South Park."
2: "No, that show is sophomoric at best."
1: "Oh, so you're a South Park fag."
2: "What's that?"
1: "A heterosexual who needs to get over them self and quit being a douche."
2: "Fuck you, asshole."
1: "That's the spirit."
by Captain Awesomeo November 08, 2009
The best show ever made
It makes fun of society, in a purely genius way. They creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, are possibly the most clever guys to ever exist.
South Park is the best show to ever exist. And it's the best that ever will exist.



South Park Quotes~

Cartman: I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive.
-Tonsil Touble
___
Kyle: Dude, you have *sex* with *children*.
Stan: Yeah, you know, we believe in equality for everybody, and tolerance, and all that gay stuff, but dude, fuck you.
Kyle: Seriously.
-NAMBLA episode
___

by StyleIsLove November 10, 2008

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