southpark... an amazing T.V programme, fairly racist but still hilarious. Featuring: Cartman(eric)(fat boy), Kyle, Stan (random), Kenny (mumbling silent boy who wears what looks like half a sleeping bag!)
Southpark
Mr Garrison: Ok class who can recite the 5 times table?
Retard: twelve?
Mr Garrsion: Ok can someone answer who's not a complete retard
Kyle: I think i know the answer Mr Garrison
Cartman: (mimic voice) I think i know the answer Mr Garrison
Kyle: Shut up Fatboy
Cartman: Oi dont call me fat boy you fucking jew
Mr Garrison: Cartman, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No he's talkin about fuck, u cant say fuck in skool u fuckin fat ass.
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr Garrsion: ERIC...
Kyle: Dude u just said fuck again!
Mr Garrison: KYLE...
Kenny: (mumbles) Fook
Mr Garrison: Kenny
Cartman: Look it doen't hurt anyone Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck
Mr Garrison: How would you like to see the school counciler?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY??????
Cartman: Oh im sorry, im sorry, what i said was, (pulls out mega phone) How would you like to suck my balls? (takes mega phone under desk again) Mr garrison?
Stan: Holy shit dude...
by spboi56 August 02, 2007
The funniest parody of left wing political ideology since George Orwell's Animal Farm and 1984.
South Park makes fun of society's ignorance.

Ignore the vulgar delivery, and South Park is the most clever show on television.
by John Ronane February 14, 2004
A show that makes fun of societys ignorance
Man,South Park was so true yesterday
by South Park Fan August 06, 2003
One of the best shows on tv ever.
Hey, lets watch the south park, it the one where Cartman finds out that is dad is actually his mom.
by Bon Chez July 13, 2003
the best effin show on the planet. Constantly makes fun of the problems in society with the ability to make you laugh your ass off.
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: Oh, Im sorry, Im sorry. Actually, what I meant to say was *gets out loudspeaker* How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?
by Julie October 10, 2004
easily the funniest show/movie ever made
Cartman - Nooo kitty that's my pot pie!
Kitty - Meow...
Cartman - NOOO BAD KITTY BA- MOOOOOOOOOOM! KITTY'S BEIN' A DILDO!
Carman's Mom - Well then I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight!
Cartman - .......what?
by Phishr January 17, 2005
Quite possibly the only show on tv worth watching.
by Anonymous November 03, 2003
the bestestestest show ever.
MR. GARRISON: "what is 5 times 2?............. cmon children dont be shy."
CLYDE: "12?"
MR. GARRISON: "OK, now lets call on someone whos not a complete retard."
–South Park Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
by Big Gay Al February 15, 2004

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