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It is the most behind time place I have ever been to. There are alot of narrow minded individuals . Especailly the ones who grew up here their entire life. I have not met one who seems intelligent. A bunch of SC people are copy cats and they can't think for themselves. I HATE the phrase "Its a southern thang, yall wouldn't understand." and I can barely make out what some say when they talk all southern country crap junk!. Fun for them is hanging out at gas stations,mud riding, and talking the talk but NEVER walking the walk. There FAKE!all they care about is your status, where you live, what you drive, how you act and a bunch of meaningless BS. They dont want to get to know you as a person. People are WEIRD and VERY! STRANGE HERE!!! I suggest that you have a better chance in the deep south than here in SC! by the way USC SUCKS!
South Carolina... see for yourself.
by Von Blane February 23, 2008
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South Carolina is the worse state ever. Full of Mexicans. The cops are assholes. Everyone is still hanging onto the past. It is full of hicks. It is way too hot. It is not even worth to be called a state it fucking blows.
Man, I want to got to South Carolina.
Why the fuck you wanna go to South Carolina? It is full of fucking illegal smelly Mexicans and hicks fuck South Carolina it sucks.
by Mutzy99 October 08, 2006
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A state the holds many attractions, ranging from mountains to beaches. Interesting and friendly people are everywhere and many important historical happenings took place here. It was one of the original thirteen colonies!
George Washington once said South Carolina was one of the most tree barren wastelands he had ever seen :(
by Shimblecrook December 28, 2008
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It's a myth. Don't let people fool you, it's not really there.
Person 1: Hey man, ever been to South Carolina?
Person 2: What's South Carolina?
Person 1: It's right below North Carolina.
Person 2: That's Georgia...
by sunshineluhv June 15, 2010
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The worst state in the united states. The schools are ranked the lowest in the country, people cannot half way speak proper english because they talk like they have shit in their mouths. The summers are horrible because it is hot and humid. There are absolutely no emission laws so you can smoke up the world with your polluting piece of shit, therefore creating more pollution-the air thick and you would be lucky to ever get fresh air, and the air always reeks of some nasty smelling shit. They say there is alot of charm and southern hospitality, bullshit, all it is is southern hostility. There are no truly nice people down here. They are only nice when they have to be. Customer service sucks ass!!! South carolinians dont have manners- they hardly say "thank you" or "please." The only reason some people like this state b/c they were born and raised in it and they unforunately dont know any better. There are way too many young women popping out kids here. The average 21 year old has minimum of 3 kids, living off of uncle sam, bitch about having to work the little bit they have so they can maintain benefits, while the rest of the population that have to work their asses off to pay taxes for these scum bag ass bitches. They only have these kids for a paycheck and they always act like their kids are a pain in their ass, showing them no love, and you wonder why there are gangs and so much crime in south carolina?! All the people here are ugly and inbred. There is absolutely no pretty scenery-there is nothing adventurious to do except for watching the crappy college football gamecocks, which by the way, all of their paraphenlia is splattered all over peoples cars and they suck ass! That is the only thing people get excited about down here which I think is very lame. There are the shitty blue laws which prevents you from buying stuff you really need and you have to plan your life around it. Southerners are stuck on calling the northerners "yankees" and how they think the south rules the world. Stupid confederate flags are flown everywhere. Everything is snail paced- people do not know how to drive and what is so hard about using your signal??????? Staying down here too long will make you stupid. South carolinians think their "homecooked" "southern cooked" meals are the shit. It will make you sick. It consists of barbeque or fried chicken collards cornbread and mac and cheese.
In south carolina this is a 12th grade class level? Out west this would be considered an 8th grade level.

South carolinians think the gamecocks are real football players and a real football team??? HAHAHAHHAHA

Come on billy jo, lets go huntin and shoot at some clay pigeons and afterwards go to my barn and fuck some sheep. baaaaaa
by SC Hater August 06, 2006
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A state that tries its best to convince the rest of America that it only consists of Charleston, Hilton Head, and Myrtle Beach. Unfortunatley it is also filled with about a million other square miles of nothing. South Carolina also has a program where children are taught from birth that going to Clemson University is the only thing worth living for, because they know that otherwise every kid who graduates from high school would immediatley move out of state. It pays for this program using an "Education Lottery" that preys on poor minorities. Once a South Carolinian graduates from Clemson they are then forced to move back to the small town where they grew up, and start their own family where they raise another batch of classy rednecks who aspire for mediocrity.
Me: what do you want to do with your life?
girl: LOL I WANNA GO TO CLEMSON!!!!!!!!
Me: but I mean like after that...
girl: LOL I WANNA GO TO CLEMSON!!!!!!!!
Me: do you like want to stay in South Carolina your whole life?
girl: LOL I WANNA GO TO CLEMSON!!!!!!!!
by SC 4 now July 31, 2006
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The capitol is Columbia, again making South Carolina well-known by being one of the worst capitols in the United States. They insisted on hanging a confederate flag above their capitol building until a few years ago when someone from another state brought an updated calendar to show them what year it was. Although they were shocked to hear the war was over, they did proclaim the south would "rise again," and this is commonly seen on the back of pickup trucks throughout the state driven by men with an average IQ of 40 and with four of his six children sitting in the bed of the truck playing with empty beer cans on the way back home from church. The only place of any worth in the entire state is Hilton Head Island. The majority of its residents are those from the northeast. That being said, Hilton Head is really beautiful, clean, and most of the residents speak English, with the exception of those who mow your lawn. Everywhere else is fairly unremarkable. If you're into tacky tourist attractions, go no further than Myrtle Beach. It's like an overweight, glue-sniffing southern counterpart to Las Vegas. Best avoided. In conclusion, if you're looking for your lost "rebel" identity and enjoy bathing in mediocrity, go no further than South Carolina. If you want uptight bitches from Charleston to tell you how southern "culture" is all about being classy and hospitable, ask her why that street down the road has twelve black families with the same last name as her.
Clueless A: "Man, South Carolina is so great. Palmetto State rules! Go Cocks!"

Clueless B: "Fuck yeah bro, I can't wait until I graduate from Clemson and go into construction!"

Voice of Reason: "You're both fucking nitwits, you have either Georgia, North Carolina or Florida to go to with infinite more possibilities but you choose to say in this infested backwater slum."

Clueless A and B: "Clemson rules! The south will rise again! Hey, where's my John Deere hat?"
by tkunming November 09, 2009
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