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The state we live in. Sometimes we hate it, sometimes we love it. Statistically, it sucks.

Where we live (in the upstate), yes, it is populated by hicks who tote guns, stack junk cars by the hundreds in their front yards, and give 10% of their income to their local baptist church to get the preacher a new gas-guzzling SUV.

The lowcountry, however, is quite charming, from what we've seen.
by Raven and Anne July 06, 2004
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The best damn state out there
South Carolina whups mutha f****** above this post
by magoo June 07, 2003
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The most schizophrenic state in the lower 48. Characterized by randomly friendly people in certain counties followed by homicidal rednecks ready to shoot the first person who crosses the tire swing in the front yard.

No federal highway taxes, shitty highways, no state inspections, the country's highest insurance rates, the worst DMV east of the Mississippi, and a Governor using state money to fly to rail his South American mistress. Does it get any better than this?

But also a beautiful state, amazing scenery and mountains, as well as beaches, and nonetheless, some of the most beautiful women in the United States.

The second craziest state, second ONLY to the People's Republic of California.
The Governator should come run for election here in South Carolina. He just might feel at home.
by DEFAMATION803 October 07, 2010
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Like our license plates say: "Smiling faces, beautiful places"
South Carolina may suck statistically but is a cool state overall. It's a state seeped in rich history and and has a wide range of landscapes. We've got marshes, beaches, mountains, and the midlands. If you like the beach you would want to see Charleston or Myrtle Beach. Charleston is the most sophisticated and cosmopolitan city in S.C. and Mt. Pleasant is one of the nicest towns too. Myrtle Beach is a tacky tourist attraction and sucks even worse now that the Pavillion is gone. Charleston has good shopping and you can find designer stores all along King Street and on Saturday mornings you can visit The Market to buy local crafts like sweetgrass baskets. Other good places to visit in S.C. are Hilton Head and Kiawah Island which both have good golfing. Columbia is the state capital but isn't that fun but Camden is a cool little town sort of similar to Charleston (just minus the beach). But no matter where you go in S.C. you will always experience our Southern charm and hospitality...except if you're from Ohio.
Johnny Ohio: Man I hate South Carolina! I hate all the people and their accents and the obsession with sweet tea and grits! I think I will contuinously complain about South Carolina and compare it to Ohio every damn second!
Native: Why did you move here then? You clog up our highways, litter our beaches, and destroy our wetlands. You complain about everything we do and try to change our way of life. If you hate us as much as we hate your Yankee asses why did you come here?
Johnny Ohio: Uhh...well...ummm...
Native: G.B.T.O.
by Carolina Girly June 25, 2008
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North Carolina's Mexico, the better of the Carolinas
South Carolina - A southern state known for being a typical southern state with hicks and palmetto trees

North Carolina - A southern state that's like Georgia circa 1942 that's full of idiots
by Da Wizard Of OZ December 06, 2009
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The state i live in. contrary to what seems to be the popular belief not all the people that live in the state of South Carolina are "Hicks", and the upstate is not "backwoods". i live in Greenville (located in the upstate) and it is one of the larget cities in the state. The school district of Greenville county is also the best in the state. The reason the state has such a low graduation rate is because we have some of the toughest academic standards in the nation. we also have one of the toughest exit exams in the county.
by BCMD August 07, 2007
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Simply put, the ASSHOLE of America! South Carolina is a steamy shithole on the east coast of the United States. It sucks! The state doesn't even have any professional sports teams! South Carolina just feeds on North Carolina's success to make it look better. (ex. Carolina Panthers-actually located in Charlotte, NC) I wonder how North Carolina feels about that! All alcoholic drinks made in the state are made from mini-bottles so a mixed drink ends up costing 10 dollars! You can't buy beer on Sunday unless you are in a bar or 1 of the 2 counties that allow sunday beer sales (Beaufort & Charleston--they have military bases, go figure). The only bright spot that South Carolina has is Parris Island, and that is only for the fact that it is responsible for making Marines!
South Carolina is the Asshole of America!
by NDG20 March 30, 2006
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