Most people in South Yorkshire are thick bastards, they eat Teacakes and walk through Gennels. Most people will attack you if you look at them long enough. But the main point of this article is to make it clear that no-one from South Yorkshire says 't'pub', 't'sandwich' or anything along these lines, they just miss out the word 'the', us from South Yorkshire do however speak in 'thee and thou'.
The many people from South Yorkshire
Barnsley = just plaininbred
Rotherham/Toytown = inbred pikey's
Doncaster/Donny = soverign ring invented... need I say more
Sheffield/Steel City = a dull grey town with sticky nightclubs