The BEST show ever to air!
Me-Lets watch south park!
Amber-That show is sooo gay!
Me-NO IT AINT*POUNCES ON AMBER*
The greatest thing ever. Has had a kick ass tv show for 8 years and spawned a fantastic movie.
"I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth"-Butters.
South park is great.
The next best thing now that Beavis and Butthead are gone (:^). And in the next episode, Kenny dies (again).
Respect mah authoritah!!!
Once (and still is) an original, provocative, and hilarious show, somewhat like the earlier Simpsons; now threatened to fall on the brink of appeasement for younger audiences, causing possible deterioration just like its predecessor became.
"Officer Barbrady: Oh wait I thought of something! ....Oh, never mind that was substraction"
Ah, too bad good things don't last forever
An animated show featured mainly on Comedy Central about the lives of four 10 year olds-Cartman, a fat, rascist asshole, Kyle, a Jewish kid who usually doesn't follow fads and is ridiculed for it, Stan, similar to Kyle, but more likely to follow along with the crowd, and Kenny, the most perverted of the four, who is famous for dying in every episode for the first five seasons. The show mocks the stupider aspects of society with no mercy, and rarely depicts celebrities or politicians in a respectable manner. For intance, Paris Hilton coughed up semen, insulted people needlessly, demanded ownership of Butters Stotch (as a pet), and had sex with a pineapple before being shoved up Mr. Slave's ass. While some episodes are semi-realistic, most are downright fucked-up in the most awesome way possible, a prime example being the scene where the boys are running through a drug dealer's strip club make guns with their hands and yelling "bangbang bang"...while being shot at, with a stripper wandering around going "Dance? Anyone want a dance?" Now quit reading this definition and buy the fucking movie.
Cartman: Kyle...all those times I made fun of you? I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew.
Kyle:...Yes I am! I am a Jew!
Cartman: No, no, don't be so hard on yourself...
South Park is awesome.
Stan is the man.
Kyle is not as cool as Stan.
Kenny is cool because he dies alot.
Cartman,what can I say about Cartman that won`t take up this whole page?
"Only 12 hours until the season premier of South Park'
"If this South Park marathon lasts until 5a.m. we`re gonna need some more coffee"
sweeeet show & movie duuude
here they come:
"It's coming....global warming!!!"more...
"'Hey, what r u guys playing?'
"Kyle, when have I ever called you a jew?"
"Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
'Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!' says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.....
Did you know that when one little panda pulls on another little panda's underwear, that's sexual harassment? That makes me a sa-a-a-a-ad panda."
"Mom, Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!"
"Beware of manbearpig!...half man, half bear, and half pig!...now people will take me SUPER CEREAL" (Al Gore)
"'You've lost all your friends, and now you're going to juvenille court. Was it worth it?'
"'Oh my god they killed Kenny!'
"It's attack of the gingers!"
"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now, Rob Schneider is -- A STAPLER! And he's about to find out -- that being a stapler -- is harder than it looks! Rob Schneider is -- THE STAPLER! Rated PG-13."
"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider is a Wall Street executive, with everything going for him. Only problem is -- he's about to become -- A CARROT! It's 24-carrot comedy! Rob Schneider is -- A CARROT! Rated PG-13."
"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider, derp dee derp! Derp dee derpittee derpee derp! Until one day, a derpa de...