Stan is the man.
Kyle is not as cool as Stan.
Kenny is cool because he dies alot.
Cartman,what can I say about Cartman that won`t take up this whole page?
"If this South Park marathon lasts until 5a.m. we`re gonna need some more coffee"
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: Oh, Im sorry, Im sorry. Actually, what I meant to say was *gets out loudspeaker* How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?
Kitty - Meow...
Cartman - NOOO BAD KITTY BA- MOOOOOOOOOOM! KITTY'S BEIN' A DILDO!
Carman's Mom - Well then I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight!
Cartman - .......what?