The best, funniest, and most worthy to be watched show EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on episodes of south park:
Ex #1

Mr. Garrison:ok class wats 5x2.......come on dont be shy clyde
Clyde: 12
Mr.Garrison: ok how bout someone whos not a complete retard ...kyle
Kyle:i think i no the answer mr. garrison
Kyle: shut up fat boy
Cartman: dont call me fat u f****** jew
Mr. garrison: eric did u just say the f word
Cartman: wat? jew?
Kyle:no hes talking about f*** u cant say f*** in school f****** fat a**
Mr. Garrison: KYLE!
Cartman: y the f*** not
Mr. Garrison: ERIC!
Stan: dude u just said f*** again
Mr. Garrison: STANLEY!
Kenny: f***
Mr. Garrison: KENNY!
Cartman: wats the big deal it doesnt hurt anybody f*** f****** f**
Mr.Garrison: how would u like to go see the school counsler
Cartman: how would u like to suck my balls
Mr.Garrison: wat did u say!!!
Cartman: im sorry im sorry actually wat i said was *gets loudspeaker* how would u like to suck my balls mr. garrison
Stan: holy sh** dude
Ex #2
kitty: meow
cartman:no kitty thiz iz my pot pie
kitty: meow
cartman: no kittys a bad kitty thiz iz my pot pie
kitty: hsss
cartman: mom kittys bein a dildo

cartmans mom: then i no a certain kitty kitty thats sleeping with mommy tonite
cartman: .....wat???
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The funniest parody of left wing political ideology since George Orwell's Animal Farm and 1984.
South Park makes fun of society's ignorance.

Ignore the vulgar delivery, and South Park is the most clever show on television.
by John Ronane February 14, 2004
A show that makes fun of societys ignorance
Man,South Park was so true yesterday
by South Park Fan August 06, 2003
One of the best shows on tv ever.
Hey, lets watch the south park, it the one where Cartman finds out that is dad is actually his mom.
by Bon Chez July 13, 2003
the best effin show on the planet. Constantly makes fun of the problems in society with the ability to make you laugh your ass off.
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: Oh, Im sorry, Im sorry. Actually, what I meant to say was *gets out loudspeaker* How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?
by Julie October 10, 2004
easily the funniest show/movie ever made
Cartman - Nooo kitty that's my pot pie!
Kitty - Meow...
Carman's Mom - Well then I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight!
Cartman - .......what?
by Phishr January 17, 2005
Quite possibly the only show on tv worth watching.
by Anonymous November 03, 2003
the bestestestest show ever.
MR. GARRISON: "what is 5 times 2?............. cmon children dont be shy."
CLYDE: "12?"
MR. GARRISON: "OK, now lets call on someone whos not a complete retard."
–South Park Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
by Big Gay Al February 15, 2004
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