BEASTLIEST PLACE ANYONE COULD GO
Yo,this place aint nothing compared to South Jamesport!
The North-Shore version of The Hamptons situated on the Great Peconic Bay of New York's Long Island. Known for it's exclusive private drives right on the water and Duffy's Deli. During the winter, it's pretty much dead; but during the summer all the smart upper middle-class New Yorker's flock here in half the time it takes to reach The (overrated) Hamptons. Known as "out east" by those who are lucky enough to get a summer rental or actually own a house there.
Tanger Outlet Mall is fifteen minutes away, and the late-night summer parties on the beach last until the end of August. During the day, you can lay on a sun-drenched private beach or play volleyball on an equally less crowded town beach.
Overall, it's a friendly summer colony where the new breed of inner Long Island's wealth is calling home from late June to early September, and for a good reason.
"Oh I'm going to The Hampton's for the 4th! So fetch."
"Lame. I'm heading out to South Jamesport for the fireworks show over the bay."
"You have a house out there? So jeal!"