|1.||South American Cocktail|
The art of filling a plastic cup with one's own fecal matter, urine, and semen whilst sprinkling pubic hair atop the mixture and placing it in the freezer. The frozen block is then cut out of the plastic cup and inserted into the rectum. The fluid that melts out of the anus is then collected and served to guests.
"Hey Thomas! Let's make some South American Cocktails for the Football Game!"