Top Definition
-noun. a highly advanced sexual position where the male ejaculates onto his lover's eyes and simultaneously poops into his partner's mouth. The South African Salamander developed its name from the apparent glazed eyes and lip-licking tongue of its first victims during the 14th century.
She was forced to clean her contact lenses after he gave her a South African Salamander.
by Dr. Bottom March 18, 2010

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt