Sounds like a personal problem 

When someone has a problem and expresses it out loud

John:I can't find my stuff.
You:You know what that sounds like?
John:What?
You:That sounds like a personal problem.
John:Fuck you.

John:I think I got something from that girl last night.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.

John:I hate my life.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.

Sounds like a personal problem by kevinq October 24, 2010

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays 

Something said by obnoxiously cheerfull bastards when someone is feeling tired and/or cranky. Mondays tend to be a horrible day since it's the first day of the working week. Made famous by the movie Office Space.

Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays by Blomjenny December 7, 2007

Sounds like my Ex-Wife

variant of the phrase "That's what she said" that is more often, but not always, applied to non-sexual sounding phrases.

Person 1: That store really ripped me off.
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.

Person 1: God that strippers vagina was loose!!
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.

Sounds like my Ex-Wife by Doc Roberts June 16, 2010

sounds like a plan 

sounds good (or) lets do it

A: hey, lets go to the mall and catch a movie...
B : cool, sounds like a plan

sounds like a plan by TheDevillSpeaks July 12, 2006

Sounds like my first time 

An even more versatile version of "That's what she said". Used to draw attention to a non-sexual phrase that could be interpreted sexually. Can be used by both males and females to refer to a variety of situations.

"Man, I don't think it'll fit in there."
"Sounds like my first time."

"I was so sweaty aftwerwards."
"Sounds like my first time!"

"How am I supposed to put this thing on?"
"SOUNDS LIKE MY FIRST TIME!"

"So then my mom came in and spanked me."
"Sounds like my first ti- Oh."

Sounds like my first time by Pandos February 12, 2013

sounds like a bogey

A bust/failure, the term is used when someone is trying to play up something, party, show, activity, etc. You use it when responding to the invitation because you know it will be a bust.

Q: Hey dude, you going to the partai that Guber invited you to, he said there will be so many girls, booze, and music?

A: Nah, sounds like a bogey, did you not hear about his last partai?

sounds like a bogey by eposse June 29, 2012

sounds like harmony 

Sounds Like Harmony is an amazing band that rose into fame on a livestream website called YouNow. Sounds Like Harmony consists of a beautiful guy named Tyler Hagen, who sometimes duets with his amazingly talented friend Kevin Burgess. Both guys are very fun, nice people to be around.

Girl 1: Did you see Tyler and Kevin's livestream last night?
Girl 2: Oh my god yes! Home Sweet Home and Broken Carousel are too perfect!
Girl 1: And so is Tyler.
Girl 2: Sounds Like Harmony is amazing!

sounds like harmony by KatWithSirens May 13, 2014