An even more versatile version of "That's what she said". Used to draw attention to a non-sexual phrase that could be interpreted sexually. Can be used by both males and females to refer to a variety of situations.
"Man, I don't think it'll fit in there."
"Sounds like my first time."
"I was so sweaty aftwerwards."
"Sounds like my first time!"
"How am I supposed to put this thing on?"
"SOUNDS LIKE MY FIRST TIME!"
"So then my mom came in and spanked me."
"Sounds like my first ti- Oh."
"Sounds like my first time."
"I was so sweaty aftwerwards."
"Sounds like my first time!"
"How am I supposed to put this thing on?"
"SOUNDS LIKE MY FIRST TIME!"
"So then my mom came in and spanked me."
"Sounds like my first ti- Oh."
by Pandos February 12, 2013
"That's what he/she said." the phrase "sounds like my first time" can be used in lieu. By definition this refers to the first time one person has engaged in intercourse.
For example: "I don't understand why the packaging is so tight. (Referring to something non-sexual) " "Sounds like my first time."
by Jeff Deglow August 2, 2011