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22.
If Hip-Hop were an anus, Soulja Boy would be the hemorrhoid.
"I tried SuperSoaking Soulja Boy with a mixture of Preparation H and Tucks juice, but it didn't do anything!"
by Cleveland Steam Room December 13, 2007
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Some crazy gorilla who dances like an ape and looks like a fucking half-wit while doing so. The song sucks, the video sucks harder, and every time I watch this I want to take a chainsaw to this fucking ape's jugular.

Give him credit for bending that bitch over and supermaning that hoe (the act of wrenching a chick doggystyle, and letting that hot sauce go on her back/ass, and causing the sheets to get stuck on her back, thus resembling a superhero's cape), but the dance just fucking ruined it.

The "souljaboy" also has a very bad speech impediment. This is seen in the line where he says "WAH me crack and WAH me roll." Well...many may ask...WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN TO WAH SOMETHING? The answer is unknown to a group of experts from Stanford and Niagara universities. However, these same scholars did attempt to superman that hoe, but proceeded to get the sheet stuck on the ceiling fan, so the credibility of this hypothesis may not be accurate.
Souljaboy may have supermanned that hoe, but I'll fucking batman all over his face.
by Collin Mehl October 18, 2007
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24.
Complete and utter faggot who lives with his mom and still sucks her tit. If you listen to this shit, you have no nads and hairy moobs.
dude 1: yo crank dat soulja boy
dude 2: NIGGA fuck you
dude 1: YUUUUUUUUU
dude 2: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP
by cj91 November 23, 2007
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A mediocre rapper that has proven what shitty tastes in music many adolescent Americans have. He is just a young punk that thinks he's the shit because he can rap the same lines over and over again about assaulting prostitutes with bodily fluids.
T.I., Kanye West, Young Jeezy, and even 50 Cent are much better rappers than this Soulja Boy kid will ever be.
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy and superman that hoe.
Supersoak that hoe (x120408)
by qwerty9C1 November 26, 2007
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26.
An incomprehensible young african male with a speech impediment/learning disability and an IQ comparable to that of a tomato.
Soulja Boy go back to school. (Let's all Crank THAT speech impediment.)

YUUUUULE be burned out by next year.
by Smelly Taint December 27, 2007
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27.
an illiterate being with a speech disorder

soulja boy up in dis hoe.....wtf?!!!
"My cousin was born with what we call a soulja boy disorder in which the human mind cannot take more than one word at a time/speech disorder"
by Hajer November 22, 2007
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A Stupid fucking dirty south gorilla shit that makes me wanna puke my fucking branins out.

Its a fucking gay song and everytime someone dances i wanna go up to there fucking face and shit in there mouth

FUCK YOU IF UR A FAN OF THAT GAY SHIT
Soulja Boy: Soulja Boy up in dis hoe

Rocker: What the fuck are you doing?

Souja Boy: Crank that bitch!

Rocker: are you fucking retarded

Soulja Boy: oh yea watch this shit! superman dat hoe

Rocker: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT DOWN! I WOULD BE RAPED BY BRITTNEY SPEARS AND LINDSEY LOHAN WHILE AN APE IS SMACKING MY ASS THEN LISTEN TO THAT FUCKING SHIT!

Soulja Boy: (Runs out silently and tells his pussy rapper friends)
by classicrocker December 04, 2007
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