Soulja Boy is a perfect example of the rapid decline in the educational standards of the American music industry. Soulja Boy is also an example of the rapid decline in modern hip hop/rap.

With his new and only hit single "Crank Dat" reaching the number one spot on the Billboard Hot 100, Soulja Boy has also become the number one most hated rapper.

Advantages of being a Soulja Boy:

1. No education is required
2. No talent is needed to make millions
3. Intercourse with all the 14 year old girls that listen crap music!

Disadvantages of being a Soulja Boy:

1. Your dignity and pride.

Simple steps to becoming a Soulja Boy:

1. Download a bootlegged copy of Fruity Loops Studio.
2. Claim that you bought it with your life savings to generate sympathy.
3. Open up your bootlegged copy of Fruity Loops Studio.
4. Open the demo song, remove everything but the drums.
5. Rename the song "Soulja Boy - Crank Dat"
6. Take out your mp3 player and turn on the voice recorder.
7. Say the following words in the following order: (1)"Soulja Boy" (2)"Superman" (3)"Bape" (4)"Ohhhhhh"
8. Repeat for 4 minutes, arrange it with the background music and import it to youtube.

Just remember the 3 main criterias needed for becoming the next Soulja Boy:

1) Make sure your songs don't make sense (use a maximum of 4 words in your songs)

2) Repetition is the key to saving a lot of time and dedication otherwise needed to produce a REAL song

3) Get cheap sunglasses (preferabbly from the dollar store) and white out your name on it
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I Got Me Some Bathin Bapes"

no we're mad cuz we have to hear your shit music coming out of everybody's headphones

When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch


Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)

...running out of ideas for words that rhyme?

Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )

example of the rapid decline in the educational standards of the american music industry
by Soldout Boy November 15, 2007
An ugly ass bitch who can't rap for shit.

Doesn't need much more defining.
Give this a thumbs up if you hate soulja boy.

If you actually like soulja boy, go punch your dad anally and drown yourself afterwards.
by Soulja Boy Hater April 20, 2008
A gay ass dance made by a gay ass 17 year old that plays the skin flute.
Person 1: Hey what are you doing
Person 2: The soulja boy
Person 1: Your a d-bag
by S. Trent October 19, 2007
A young African male with the capabilities of turning anyone into a racist by creating the worst songs ever. If you enjoy Soulja Boy you should suck a fat dick and shit in your mothers pussy and stir it up with a hot curling stupid fucking nigger.
"I enjoy Soulja Boy because I have the IQ of an apple"
by Shitshard Lopez October 08, 2007
Someone you won't understand for quite some time.
"Watch me crank dat soulja boyyyy. YUUUUUUU."
"Good for you."
by Ayeedrian October 15, 2007
A demon sent from hell to destroy hip hop and rap.
Soulja Boy is a demon. F*ck Soulja Boy and his ugly demon face. He and his buddy 50 cent could both go to hell.
by metallkidd93 January 14, 2008
a guy who doesn't know how to speak proper english and needs to go to school more often.
person1: soulja boy Wat me crank it wat me roll
person2: dude wtf are u sayin
by Aiden_Banks November 07, 2007
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