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Soulja boy is the best rapper Ever he got famous by his song Crank dat and his album souljaboytellem.com went platinum now hes working on his second album Isouljaboy.net
thats beimg realesed December 16, 2008
- marcus Have you heard the new single from Soulja boy??

- lisa: wich one Bird walk or "turn my swag on"

- marcus: bird walk
by YoungSouth October 24, 2008
 
43.
A hugely popular(though nobody knows why) source of entertainment for preschoolers and retards, Soulja Boy is a intellectual who excels in teaching the ancient art of "Crankin' Dat". Now, you too can learn how to Crank Dat with Soulja's time-tested method:

See Soulja Boy crank it. See Soulja roll.
"Watch me crank it, mommy," says Soulja. "Now watch me roll."
Mommy sees Soulja do. So should you.
See Soulja crank it. See Soulja roll. "Watch me, you."
Mommy sees Soulja do. So should you.

What does Soulja Boy crank?
See Soulja crank that RoboCop.
See Soulja jock on those haters. Soulja doesn't like haters.
See him crank that Roosevelt. Now see him roll.

What does Soulja like?
Soulja likes that hoe. Soulja likes Superman.
See Soulja imagine. Soulja imagines he could see Superman with that hoe.
See haters hate. See Soulja jock on them haters.
See Soulja see Superman with his hoe. Haters are jocked by Soulja.
Soulja doesn't like English language. See English language be jocked.
See Soulja do... again

Soulja does many things, Soulja do.
See Soulja bouncing. He's bouncing on his toe. His toe gets numb.
See Soulja's water gun. Soulja super soaks his hoe. The hoe get wet. It rusts.
Soulja Boy doesn't like his hoes rusty. He gets a new hoe. He cranks it with Superman.
See Superman and Soulja cranking it.

Superman and Soulja Boy are cranking it. They are cranking it on their hoes.
See Soulja boy, you. Now see him, you. Now see him roll.
Now watch him, DOOOOOOOOOO. Crank that.
See Soulja Boy shoot Superman.

See Soulja state "Screw Superman, shit's so skanky"
See Soulja not Superman dat ho' no mo'. Now see him roll.
See him crank that Spiderman on that ho'. Now see him roll again.
All this rolling is making Soulja Boy dizzy. See Soulja take a vicodin.
See Soulja roll. See Soulja trip. See Soulja fall. See Soulja Boy finally shut up and DIIIEEEEE!!!
by kittycatgirl May 05, 2008
 
44.
A nigger who lives with his parents, and can't rap worth shit. His music is comprised of a tape deck recording a dog shitting. Work of art? I don't think so.
"I got me some bathin apes" Repeat about 50 times, and you have yourself a soulja boy hit single!
by Jeffffff December 17, 2007
 
45.
RETARD PERVERTED GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF A RAPPER. HE REALLY ISN'T AT ALL GOOD. HE CAN'T RAP AND IS DISGRACING THE MUSIC INDUSTRY. ANYBODY WHO LIKES HIS MUSIC OBVIOUSLY HASN'T HEARD ANY GOOD SONGS IN THEIR LIFE OR HAS DOWN SYNDROME.
Retard perverted guy who calls himself a rapper. He really isn't at all good. He can't rap and is disgracing to the music industry. Anybody who likes his music obviously hasn't heard any good songs in their life or has Down Syndrome.
ME: yo, did u hear that new soulja boy song? crank dat?
FRIEND 1: yeah, i did. he sucked balls.
ME: yeah. by supaman dat hoe he was prolly referring to his mom.
FRIEND 1: word, nigga. that muthafucka dont know shit.
FRIEND 2: (walks up) yo did u hear that retarded song by soulja boy? crank dat?
ME: yeah we were just talkin abt it.
FRIEND 2: it sucked sooooo bad.
FRIEND 1: uh, no shit?
by Real Guy January 12, 2008
 
46.
Sent from the depths of the underworld to piss off all the people with musical taste to such a degree it kills our will to live. Every 14 year old and under is listening to this song and doing the dance that is probably used to summon Satan.
Person: BATHING APES! WATCH ME CRANK DAT! *dance*
Person w/ common sense: Dude, what the hell are you doing?
Person: I BE CRANKIN DAT SOULJA BOY-EEEEEE
Person w/ common sense: Looks like you're summoning the devil...
Person: WHUTEVA HATEA
Person w/ common sense: O...k...I'm gonna go listen to Death Metal and gouge my eyes out with hammers now.
by thisisaname=D February 29, 2008
 
47.
A rapper from the south who cant rap for shit. The way he got inspiration for his songs was he put about 5 or 6 different songs through a woodchipper and then randomly went around collecting random words and pieced that together to make his songs. After he made the lyrics he made up some dance he probably stole from a retarded gangbanger on the street. In his dance he looks like he is trying to hug the audience because he is desperate for affection.
I'm going to do what soulja boy did and make songs by puting other songs through a woodchipper and then go around collecting random words.
by gopackgo January 05, 2008
 
48.
Alright he is as much rapper as I am prep. I am not a prep or anything. He made a song about getting a report card and Supermaning Hoes. Creative little bitch. It makes me want to destroy my guitar when it plays on the radio. He does what deushbags do to a guitar. Take something that was once amazing and turn it into pure shit.
Only good thing is the screamo version and Travis Barkers

Soulja Boy Fag Fan:Soulja boy up in this hoe watch me crank this...
Metal and Old School rap fan:Fuck Soulja Boy you better run your ass to your bitch
MAOSRF2: true that shit.
by Demonwalrus93 November 08, 2007
 
49.
The death of hip-hop. There is no soul, no musical talent, nothing to this crap... but it is far too catchy for what it is, and therefore should be hated all the more for blocking out better music.
"Soulja Boy up in dis ho, watch me crank dat watch me roll, watch me crank dat soulja boy that superman that ho, now watch me YOUUUUU, crank that soulja boy..."

What the fuck does "now watch me you" even mean? or any of it, for that matter. Just don't listen to this crap.
by NickWKO March 24, 2008