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Someone so unworthy of any respect that there are 17 pages of Urban Dict articles explaining his suckiness.
Guy 1: Yo who that Soulja Boy kid?
Guy 2: Check his sh*t out on Youtube! Or just get yours ears raped by an angry gorilla. Same thing.
by Yeezyyy November 21, 2010
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A dumb ass rapper who only sang some gay repetative songs so he could make some money for college because he is so retarted he only has 17 words in his vocabulary. I swear every 9th grader on my bus was singing it at the top of their lungs
Stupid Bitch: Crank dat Soulja Boy...
Me: What the hell are you doing
Stupid Bitch: I m singing Soulja Boy
Me: You Dumb Ass Whore
Stupid Bitch: Figures.... Crank dat...
by Flippydaslasher November 12, 2007
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a hoe ass nigga that cant rap, dance, and talks about fighting but would get knocked tha fuk out by one hit
"Yo you herd that new song by soulja boy?"
"Yeah, hes a bitch, dog."
by real_hip_hop January 09, 2008
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One who has absolutely no idea how to write a rap song, and instead writes one regarding ejaculating on a women's back, and sticking the bedsheets to her so that in the morning when she stands up, she wears the bedsheet like a cape, thus the very popular phrase "superman dat ho." If I personally had the opportunity to assassinate this hollow-minded 17-year old sonofabitch, I would take up on that immediately, although that is strictly hypothetical because I don't wanna get my ass tracked down by the Urban Dictionary guys and cuffed.
FAT BITCH: (while doing the Soulja Boy dance, which makes you look like you have down syndrome with a slight hue of autism)
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me--

ME: What the fuck are you talking about, and what are you doing. That blubber-infested jig of yours is gonna burn my eyeballs to the back of my head.

FAT BITCH: It be da supaman, foo'! I'z da hottest shit out durr ryte now, y'hurd?

ME: Well, clearly, you have your head so far up your fat pimply ass that you could wear your colon as a hat. You also need to go out and pick up "Black Sunday" by Cypress Hill, "6 Feet Deep" by the Gravediggaz and "Goin' Off" by the Biz Markie because you are musically retarded.
by Chuck Laurence November 27, 2007
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a faggot who cannot rap for shit honestly a fucking 3 year old baby could come up with the following lyrics:
chorus
Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy,
That Super Man Dat (OH!)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )

Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy,
That Super Man Dat (OH!)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja)

verse
Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
Super Man Dat (OH!)
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I Got Me Some Bathin Apes"

chorus
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy,
That Super Man Dat (OH!)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy,
That Super Man Dat (OH!)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )

verse
I'm Bouncin On My Toe
Watch Me Super Soak Dat (OH!)
I'ma Pass It To Arab
Then He Gon Pass It To The Low (Low)
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)
Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
Dance (Dance)
Let Get To It (Let Get To It)
Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me
Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me
Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That Shit Was Ugly

chorus(again)
Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy,
That Super Man Dat (OH!)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )

Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy,
That Super Man Dat (OH!)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
This is just a perfect example of why southern rap sucks!!
oh yea and if this faggot wants to know wut a real soulja boy is..then ship him off to iraq please
this faggot has no respect for woman either and yet teenage girls love him
souljaboy is not black..he is a nigger theres a difference
he also has no respect for woman
Man1:Omg have u heard that new song Crank Dat by Soulja Boy
Man2:Nah wanna play it for me?
Man1:Sure
CD Player:soulja boy off in dis ho(x infinity)
*Man 2 shoots himself in the head for having to listen to that retarded shit*

by iPopThizz March 26, 2008
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There are many definitions to this half-assed crack-head.
1. A half-assed crackhead.
2. A ghetto rat's way of saying "penis".
3. Collipark Records' idea of getting money.
1. Soulja Boy: YAAAH BITCH YAHH! I WEAR SHERTS 10 TIMES MY SIZE, I'M NAMED AFTER A DICK, AND I GET MY CRAK FROM THE WORST DRUG DELER IN L.A.! I DINK THE ONLY RAZIST SLUR FOR EVERY RACE IS NIGAAZ!! I THINK PEOPLE HATIN' ON ME CUZ DEY PO!

A white person: You don't deserve to be famous!

Soulja Boy: NIGAAZ ALWEYZ HATEN ON ME!

2. Person 1: I like Soulja Boy Tell 'Em.

Person 2: So you like it when a penis tells you what do to? That's sick, man!

3. Collipark Records Head Person: I LIEK SOULJA BOY BECAUSE RETARDED TWEENY GURLS LIEK HIM AND I GET MONEY FROM HIM SO I DON'T CARE! WEEEEEEE!
by DJ Jasper June 11, 2008
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The most bitch ass, flaugin ass so called rapper to ever touch da mic.
Soulja boy is a hooeee
watch me walk up to his doohh
stick the shotgun to his throat
blow is ass off take his doughhhhh

bitch even Im a better rapper then soulja bitch
by The Re-Up June 15, 2008
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