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Soulja boy is the best rapper Ever he got famous by his song Crank dat and his album souljaboytellem.com went platinum now hes working on his second album Isouljaboy.net
thats beimg realesed December 16, 2008
- marcus Have you heard the new single from Soulja boy??

- lisa: wich one Bird walk or "turn my swag on"

- marcus: bird walk
by YoungSouth October 24, 2008
a guy who doesn't know how to speak proper english and needs to go to school more often.
person1: soulja boy Wat me crank it wat me roll
person2: dude wtf are u sayin
by Aiden_Banks November 07, 2007
Another horrible rapper from the dirty south. He's currently contributing to the murder of hip-hop.
An example of one of his half-assed songs:

"I got me some bathing apes
I got I got me some bathing apes
I go I got me some bathing apes
I got I got I got me some bathing apes"

Soulja Boy repeats that like a million times, raps a short and retarded verse, then repeats the above AGAIN.
by Billy The Man October 23, 2007
A rapper who has no idea what true rap is. Example of his crappiness:

1. He repeats "I got me some bathing apes" and "Hit me up on my Sidekick" a million times.
2. He likes to rap about ejaculating on girls.
3. The title for one of his songs is "Donk."
Bob: I just downloaded a song by Soulja Boy!
Rob: What, on purpose?
by Go Phillies! December 03, 2007
One who has absolutely no idea how to write a rap song, and instead writes one regarding ejaculating on a women's back, and sticking the bedsheets to her so that in the morning when she stands up, she wears the bedsheet like a cape, thus the very popular phrase "superman dat ho." If I personally had the opportunity to assassinate this hollow-minded 17-year old sonofabitch, I would take up on that immediately, although that is strictly hypothetical because I don't wanna get my ass tracked down by the Urban Dictionary guys and cuffed.
FAT BITCH: (while doing the Soulja Boy dance, which makes you look like you have down syndrome with a slight hue of autism)
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me--

ME: What the fuck are you talking about, and what are you doing. That blubber-infested jig of yours is gonna burn my eyeballs to the back of my head.

FAT BITCH: It be da supaman, foo'! I'z da hottest shit out durr ryte now, y'hurd?

ME: Well, clearly, you have your head so far up your fat pimply ass that you could wear your colon as a hat. You also need to go out and pick up "Black Sunday" by Cypress Hill, "6 Feet Deep" by the Gravediggaz and "Goin' Off" by the Biz Markie because you are musically retarded.
by Chuck Laurence November 27, 2007
he created one of the most overplayed peices of shit in music history. Although after a few months the song will be completely forgotten.
soulja boys crank dat was played on the radio.

five minutes later it's played again on the same radio sation.

five months later we've never heard crank dat before.

year of 2022,

whos soulja boy?

by juce9 November 30, 2007
A dumb ass rapper who only sang some gay repetative songs so he could make some money for college because he is so retarted he only has 17 words in his vocabulary. I swear every 9th grader on my bus was singing it at the top of their lungs
Stupid Bitch: Crank dat Soulja Boy...
Me: What the hell are you doing
Stupid Bitch: I m singing Soulja Boy
Me: You Dumb Ass Whore
Stupid Bitch: Figures.... Crank dat...
by Flippydaslasher November 12, 2007
The killer of hip hop and rap. An overrated rapper, you can hear his horrible song crank that soulja boy in NFL games!!!
I was listening to the Hot 97 when i heard the song crank that soulja boy... I quickly switched over to z100 and heard the song "Bubbly" by Colbie Caillat! I decided to jump out the window...
by Jonathan Paul Lin December 19, 2007