Soulja Boy is a perfect example of the rapid decline in the educational standards of the American music industry. Soulja Boy is also an example of the rapid decline in modern hip hop/rap.

With his new and only hit single "Crank Dat" reaching the number one spot on the Billboard Hot 100, Soulja Boy has also become the number one most hated rapper.

Advantages of being a Soulja Boy:

1. No education is required
2. No talent is needed to make millions
3. Intercourse with all the 14 year old girls that listen crap music!

Disadvantages of being a Soulja Boy:

1. Your dignity and pride.

Simple steps to becoming a Soulja Boy:

1. Download a bootlegged copy of Fruity Loops Studio.
2. Claim that you bought it with your life savings to generate sympathy.
3. Open up your bootlegged copy of Fruity Loops Studio.
4. Open the demo song, remove everything but the drums.
5. Rename the song "Soulja Boy - Crank Dat"
6. Take out your mp3 player and turn on the voice recorder.
7. Say the following words in the following order: (1)"Soulja Boy" (2)"Superman" (3)"Bape" (4)"Ohhhhhh"
8. Repeat for 4 minutes, arrange it with the background music and import it to youtube.

Just remember the 3 main criterias needed for becoming the next Soulja Boy:

1) Make sure your songs don't make sense (use a maximum of 4 words in your songs)

2) Repetition is the key to saving a lot of time and dedication otherwise needed to produce a REAL song

3) Get cheap sunglasses (preferabbly from the dollar store) and white out your name on it
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I Got Me Some Bathin Bapes"

no we're mad cuz we have to hear your shit music coming out of everybody's headphones

When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch

???

Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)

...running out of ideas for words that rhyme?

Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )

example of the rapid decline in the educational standards of the american music industry
by Soldout Boy November 15, 2007
A hugely popular(though nobody knows why) source of entertainment for preschoolers and retards, Soulja Boy is a intellectual who excels in teaching the ancient art of "Crankin' Dat". Now, you too can learn how to Crank Dat with Soulja's time-tested method:

See Soulja Boy crank it. See Soulja roll.
"Watch me crank it, mommy," says Soulja. "Now watch me roll."
Mommy sees Soulja do. So should you.
See Soulja crank it. See Soulja roll. "Watch me, you."
Mommy sees Soulja do. So should you.

What does Soulja Boy crank?
See Soulja crank that RoboCop.
See Soulja jock on those haters. Soulja doesn't like haters.
See him crank that Roosevelt. Now see him roll.

What does Soulja like?
Soulja likes that hoe. Soulja likes Superman.
See Soulja imagine. Soulja imagines he could see Superman with that hoe.
See haters hate. See Soulja jock on them haters.
See Soulja see Superman with his hoe. Haters are jocked by Soulja.
Soulja doesn't like English language. See English language be jocked.
See Soulja do... again

Soulja does many things, Soulja do.
See Soulja bouncing. He's bouncing on his toe. His toe gets numb.
See Soulja's water gun. Soulja super soaks his hoe. The hoe get wet. It rusts.
Soulja Boy doesn't like his hoes rusty. He gets a new hoe. He cranks it with Superman.
See Superman and Soulja cranking it.

Superman and Soulja Boy are cranking it. They are cranking it on their hoes.
See Soulja boy, you. Now see him, you. Now see him roll.
Now watch him, DOOOOOOOOOO. Crank that.
See Soulja Boy shoot Superman.

See Soulja state "Screw Superman, shit's so skanky"
See Soulja not Superman dat ho' no mo'. Now see him roll.
See him crank that Spiderman on that ho'. Now see him roll again.
All this rolling is making Soulja Boy dizzy. See Soulja take a vicodin.
See Soulja roll. See Soulja trip. See Soulja fall. See Soulja Boy finally shut up and DIIIEEEEE!!!
by kittycatgirl May 05, 2008
A nigger who lives with his parents, and can't rap worth shit. His music is comprised of a tape deck recording a dog shitting. Work of art? I don't think so.
"I got me some bathin apes" Repeat about 50 times, and you have yourself a soulja boy hit single!
by Jeffffff December 17, 2007
RETARD PERVERTED GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF A RAPPER. HE REALLY ISN'T AT ALL GOOD. HE CAN'T RAP AND IS DISGRACING THE MUSIC INDUSTRY. ANYBODY WHO LIKES HIS MUSIC OBVIOUSLY HASN'T HEARD ANY GOOD SONGS IN THEIR LIFE OR HAS DOWN SYNDROME.
Retard perverted guy who calls himself a rapper. He really isn't at all good. He can't rap and is disgracing to the music industry. Anybody who likes his music obviously hasn't heard any good songs in their life or has Down Syndrome.
ME: yo, did u hear that new soulja boy song? crank dat?
FRIEND 1: yeah, i did. he sucked balls.
ME: yeah. by supaman dat hoe he was prolly referring to his mom.
FRIEND 1: word, nigga. that muthafucka dont know shit.
FRIEND 2: (walks up) yo did u hear that retarded song by soulja boy? crank dat?
ME: yeah we were just talkin abt it.
FRIEND 2: it sucked sooooo bad.
FRIEND 1: uh, no shit?
by Real Guy January 12, 2008
Sent from the depths of the underworld to piss off all the people with musical taste to such a degree it kills our will to live. Every 14 year old and under is listening to this song and doing the dance that is probably used to summon Satan.
Person: BATHING APES! WATCH ME CRANK DAT! *dance*
Person w/ common sense: Dude, what the hell are you doing?
Person: I BE CRANKIN DAT SOULJA BOY-EEEEEE
Person w/ common sense: Looks like you're summoning the devil...
Person: WHUTEVA HATEA
Person w/ common sense: O...k...I'm gonna go listen to Death Metal and gouge my eyes out with hammers now.
by thisisaname=D February 29, 2008
A rapper from the south who cant rap for shit. The way he got inspiration for his songs was he put about 5 or 6 different songs through a woodchipper and then randomly went around collecting random words and pieced that together to make his songs. After he made the lyrics he made up some dance he probably stole from a retarded gangbanger on the street. In his dance he looks like he is trying to hug the audience because he is desperate for affection.
I'm going to do what soulja boy did and make songs by puting other songs through a woodchipper and then go around collecting random words.
by gopackgo January 05, 2008
Alright he is as much rapper as I am prep. I am not a prep or anything. He made a song about getting a report card and Supermaning Hoes. Creative little bitch. It makes me want to destroy my guitar when it plays on the radio. He does what deushbags do to a guitar. Take something that was once amazing and turn it into pure shit.
Only good thing is the screamo version and Travis Barkers

Soulja Boy Fag Fan:Soulja boy up in this hoe watch me crank this...
Metal and Old School rap fan:Fuck Soulja Boy you better run your ass to your bitch
MAOSRF2: true that shit.
by Demonwalrus93 November 08, 2007
The death of hip-hop. There is no soul, no musical talent, nothing to this crap... but it is far too catchy for what it is, and therefore should be hated all the more for blocking out better music.
"Soulja Boy up in dis ho, watch me crank dat watch me roll, watch me crank dat soulja boy that superman that ho, now watch me YOUUUUU, crank that soulja boy..."

What the fuck does "now watch me you" even mean? or any of it, for that matter. Just don't listen to this crap.
by NickWKO March 24, 2008

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