Soulja Boy is a perfect example of the rapid decline in the educational standards of the American music industry. Soulja Boy is also an example of the rapid decline in modern hip hop/rap.

With his new and only hit single "Crank Dat" reaching the number one spot on the Billboard Hot 100, Soulja Boy has also become the number one most hated rapper.

Advantages of being a Soulja Boy:

1. No education is required
2. No talent is needed to make millions
3. Intercourse with all the 14 year old girls that listen crap music!

Disadvantages of being a Soulja Boy:

1. Your dignity and pride.

Simple steps to becoming a Soulja Boy:

1. Download a bootlegged copy of Fruity Loops Studio.
2. Claim that you bought it with your life savings to generate sympathy.
3. Open up your bootlegged copy of Fruity Loops Studio.
4. Open the demo song, remove everything but the drums.
5. Rename the song "Soulja Boy - Crank Dat"
6. Take out your mp3 player and turn on the voice recorder.
7. Say the following words in the following order: (1)"Soulja Boy" (2)"Superman" (3)"Bape" (4)"Ohhhhhh"
8. Repeat for 4 minutes, arrange it with the background music and import it to youtube.

Just remember the 3 main criterias needed for becoming the next Soulja Boy:

1) Make sure your songs don't make sense (use a maximum of 4 words in your songs)

2) Repetition is the key to saving a lot of time and dedication otherwise needed to produce a REAL song

3) Get cheap sunglasses (preferabbly from the dollar store) and white out your name on it
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I Got Me Some Bathin Bapes"

no we're mad cuz we have to hear your shit music coming out of everybody's headphones

When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch

???

Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)

...running out of ideas for words that rhyme?

Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )

example of the rapid decline in the educational standards of the american music industry
by Soldout Boy November 15, 2007
A total faggot. Can't rap for dog shit, and every little girl LOVES him even though his music is shit.
Soulja Boy: YOOOOOOOOO!

Me: Faggot.
by Wordpad Sucks January 06, 2008
Noun. 1. Derivitive from the term "homosexual rapper". Someone that bats for the other team. A form of southern rap urban fudge packer. 2. An insect, bug eyed looking pre-teen virgin African boy living with his mother producing rap music in between masturbation sessions.
Danny got drunk, passed out and Sebastian soulja boy'd him (He "supaman" Danny in the buttocks). Danny got drafted to the other team unwillingly. Poor Danny.
by Thai M. December 07, 2007
the gayest 'rapper' ever to set foot on the planet earth.

lyrics consist of

YAHH TRICK YAHH
BOOGIE A BAH BOOGIE A MAH

now how did that get him on a cd?
I just got my report card, and it had all F's. so i went to my teacher and told em to throw some D's on it

- soulja boy
by pkm February 24, 2008
a douche bag who thinks he can rap, rap is dying because of this dickhead.
retarded soulja boy fan: look at me, i listen to a guy that sounds like timmy from south park
by hispanic ninja April 18, 2008
"Rap" for ignorant white people.
12-year-old suburbanite Stacey Johnson LOVES to superman hoes...SOULJA BOY!
by Drama_King March 11, 2008
a hoe ass nigga that cant rap, dance, and talks about fighting but would get knocked tha fuk out by one hit
"Yo you herd that new song by soulja boy?"
"Yeah, hes a bitch, dog."
by real_hip_hop January 09, 2008
For all true haters of hip-hop, he is the messiah. The epitome of corporate puppetry.
Soulja Boy is here to ruin urban music.
by M@1224 December 09, 2007

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