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an illiterate being with a speech disorder

soulja boy up in dis hoe.....wtf?!!!
"My cousin was born with what we call a soulja boy disorder in which the human mind cannot take more than one word at a time/speech disorder"
by Hajer November 22, 2007
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A monkey-faced ugly kid. A disgrace to music. Symbolizes everything wrong with the world right now. Lives with his parents in a rich neighbourhood.
Playa 1: That soulja boy be a lameass nigga dawg.
Playa 2: lets blow off souljafags head off dawg
Playa 1: yeh he a lame nigga dawg but he be a little pussy
Playa 2: true dat, lets hope he commit suicide soon dawg
by InSpectah DecK January 30, 2009
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Another horrible rapper from the dirty south. He's currently contributing to the murder of hip-hop.
An example of one of his half-assed songs:

"I got me some bathing apes
I got I got me some bathing apes
I go I got me some bathing apes
I got I got I got me some bathing apes"

Soulja Boy repeats that like a million times, raps a short and retarded verse, then repeats the above AGAIN.
by Billy The Man October 23, 2007
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the best rapper alive actually hes not hes the worst rapper that ever lived and the wanna be rapper who single handedly killed hip hop a person who makes crappy music such as crank dat yahhh soulja girl when he is a soulja girl himself
person1:hey do u know soulja boy?

person2:oh the one who makes bull shit music like crank dat?
by Somebody you dont know July 10, 2008
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-Anthing that makes you cringe and think what has the world come to.
-Bad music
-Anthing wack
-A sign of the apocalypse
"Turn off that soulja boy!, put on some real music!"
"Thats too soulja boy"
"Get that souljaboy sh!t out of here"
by Sleepy Carr January 04, 2009
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41
A total faggot. Can't rap for dog shit, and every little girl LOVES him even though his music is shit.
Soulja Boy: YOOOOOOOOO!

Me: Faggot.
by Wordpad Sucks January 06, 2008
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A hugely popular(though nobody knows why) source of entertainment for preschoolers and retards, Soulja Boy is a intellectual who excels in teaching the ancient art of "Crankin' Dat". Now, you too can learn how to Crank Dat with Soulja's time-tested method:

See Soulja Boy crank it. See Soulja roll.
"Watch me crank it, mommy," says Soulja. "Now watch me roll."
Mommy sees Soulja do. So should you.
See Soulja crank it. See Soulja roll. "Watch me, you."
Mommy sees Soulja do. So should you.

What does Soulja Boy crank?
See Soulja crank that RoboCop.
See Soulja jock on those haters. Soulja doesn't like haters.
See him crank that Roosevelt. Now see him roll.

What does Soulja like?
Soulja likes that hoe. Soulja likes Superman.
See Soulja imagine. Soulja imagines he could see Superman with that hoe.
See haters hate. See Soulja jock on them haters.
See Soulja see Superman with his hoe. Haters are jocked by Soulja.
Soulja doesn't like English language. See English language be jocked.
See Soulja do... again

Soulja does many things, Soulja do.
See Soulja bouncing. He's bouncing on his toe. His toe gets numb.
See Soulja's water gun. Soulja super soaks his hoe. The hoe get wet. It rusts.
Soulja Boy doesn't like his hoes rusty. He gets a new hoe. He cranks it with Superman.
See Superman and Soulja cranking it.

Superman and Soulja Boy are cranking it. They are cranking it on their hoes.
See Soulja boy, you. Now see him, you. Now see him roll.
Now watch him, DOOOOOOOOOO. Crank that.
See Soulja Boy shoot Superman.

See Soulja state "Screw Superman, shit's so skanky"
See Soulja not Superman dat ho' no mo'. Now see him roll.
See him crank that Spiderman on that ho'. Now see him roll again.
All this rolling is making Soulja Boy dizzy. See Soulja take a vicodin.
See Soulja roll. See Soulja trip. See Soulja fall. See Soulja Boy finally shut up and DIIIEEEEE!!!
by kittycatgirl May 05, 2008
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