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a guy who doesn't know how to speak proper english and needs to go to school more often.
person1: soulja boy Wat me crank it wat me roll
person2: dude wtf are u sayin
by Aiden_Banks November 07, 2007
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Someone you won't understand for quite some time.
"Watch me crank dat soulja boyyyy. YUUUUUUU."
"Good for you."
by Ayeedrian October 15, 2007
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noun

There are 9 possible definitions of this word. Those are listed below:

1. a person who makes song in 15 minutes and thinks it's cool
2. a person who can't understand that such songs are shitty
3. an undercover agent sent by goverment to kill hip hop
4. a person which reportedly has lack of brain cells, as seen in his songs that lack good lyrics
5. a person who thinks yelling words such as "yaaaah! "oooooh" "meeeeee" and "boooooooo" are hard work
6. a person who cannot see well, and thus buys clothes bigger than himself (possible reason for not seeing well is having his name written on his glasses)
7. 17-year old boy who acts like he has 5 years
8. an idiot
9. a person with large number of fans (see Soulja Boy's fans for exact definition) who just like to dance, and that's all they do.

*Soulja Boy: Watch me crank and watch me roll, watch me crank dat soulja boy then superman that hoe, now watch me youuuuuu youuuu meeeeeeee buhhhhuhhuuuuuuu hrmzafuiztedcftg

Ice-T: Eat a dick. you single-handedly killed hip hop.

*Soulja boy: Ice-T is old.

Ice-T: Soulja boy is garbage.

*Soulja Boy: iDance, iDance, iRomp, iJean iWhatthefuck and then iYoutube.

* - quotes marked with * are an axample of things that mentally retarded person says.
by Mutko July 18, 2008
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Sent from the depths of the underworld to piss off all the people with musical taste to such a degree it kills our will to live. Every 14 year old and under is listening to this song and doing the dance that is probably used to summon Satan.
Person: BATHING APES! WATCH ME CRANK DAT! *dance*
Person w/ common sense: Dude, what the hell are you doing?
Person: I BE CRANKIN DAT SOULJA BOY-EEEEEE
Person w/ common sense: Looks like you're summoning the devil...
Person: WHUTEVA HATEA
Person w/ common sense: O...k...I'm gonna go listen to Death Metal and gouge my eyes out with hammers now.
by thisisaname=D February 29, 2008
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The death of hip-hop. There is no soul, no musical talent, nothing to this crap... but it is far too catchy for what it is, and therefore should be hated all the more for blocking out better music.
"Soulja Boy up in dis ho, watch me crank dat watch me roll, watch me crank dat soulja boy that superman that ho, now watch me YOUUUUU, crank that soulja boy..."

What the fuck does "now watch me you" even mean? or any of it, for that matter. Just don't listen to this crap.
by NickWKO March 24, 2008
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an illiterate being with a speech disorder

soulja boy up in dis hoe.....wtf?!!!
"My cousin was born with what we call a soulja boy disorder in which the human mind cannot take more than one word at a time/speech disorder"
by Hajer November 22, 2007
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Another horrible rapper from the dirty south. He's currently contributing to the murder of hip-hop.
An example of one of his half-assed songs:

"I got me some bathing apes
I got I got me some bathing apes
I go I got me some bathing apes
I got I got I got me some bathing apes"

Soulja Boy repeats that like a million times, raps a short and retarded verse, then repeats the above AGAIN.
by Billy The Man October 23, 2007
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