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Another retarded Pop Rapper who cant rhyme for shit and has a wack ass flow. He is such a Wanksta and his songs have no meaning they are all about dances. Him and all of the S.O.D. Money Gang are sucking commercialized dick. He sells records to little kids who dont know much about real hip hop, and sells to kids my age who dont know anything about hip hop either. Him and Lil Wayne both killed rap. Now I'm gonna do a few comparisons.
Soulja Boy's lyrics soulja boy up in diz ho, watch me leen an wach me rawk, supahman dat ho, den wach me crank dat robocop, supah fresh now wach me jock, joccin on dos hatahz mayne, when i crank dat soulja boy i lean to da left and crank dat thang now YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU! Tak from Fort Minor's Lyrics Who the hell is he anyway? He never really talks much Never concerned with status but still leavin them star struck Humbled through opportunities given despite the fact That many mis judge him because he makes a livin from writin raps Put it together himself, now the picture connects Never askin for someone`s help, and get some respect He`s only focused on what he wrote, his will is beyond reach And now when it all unfolds, the skill of an artist. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Soulja boy Waaah me in maah huuur walk x98 Eminem Since I'm in a position to talk to these kids and they listen I ain't no politician but I'll kick it with 'em a minute Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I'll wear it But if it don't, then y'all'll swallow the truth grin and bear it Now who's the king of these rude ludicrous lucrative lyrics Who could inherit the title, put the youth in hysterics Usin his music to steer it, sharin his views and his merits But there's a huge interference - they're sayin you shouldn't hear it Maybe it's hatred I spew, maybe it's food for the spirit Maybe it's beautiful music I made for you to just cherish But I'm debated disputed hated and viewed in America as a motherf***in drug addict - like you didn't experiment? Now now, that's when you start to stare at who's in the mirror and see yourself as a kid again, and you get embarrased And I got nothin to do but make you look stupid as parents You f***in do-good-less - too bad you couldn't do good at marriage! (Ha ha!) And do you have any clue what I had to do to get here I don't think you do so stay tuned and keep your ears glued to the stereo Cause here we go - he's {*Jigga joint Jigga-chk-Jigga*} And I'm the sinister, Mr. Kiss-My-Ass it's just the -------------------------------------------------------------------- Soulja Boy marco polo marco polo marcopolomarcopolomarcopolo Jay-Z When pop died didnt cry didnt know em that well between him doin heroine and me doin crack sells, with that in the egg shell, standin at the tabernacle, rather the church, pretendin to be hurt, wouldnt work, so a smirk was all on my face, like damn that mans face is just like my face, so pop I forgive you for all the shit that I lived through, it wasnt all your fault homie you got caught. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok now that I did all of those comparisons, who do you think can spit better, meaningful lyrics. Soulja boy? I dont think so! |
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Another half-assed rapper from the south who only seems to rap about Bapes or getting crunk. Sadly, his newest song "Crank Dat" has seemed to garner the attention of almost every 16-17 year old teenage girl. He is the perfect example of the typical southern snap crap.
Look at his lyrics:
"soulja boy up in dis ho watch me crank and watch me roll watch me crank dat soulja boy den supaman dat ho now watch me YUUUUUUU crank dat soulja boy YUUUUUUU crank dat soulja boy YUUUUUUU crank dat soulja boy YUUUUUUU" ----- Sadly, This is the new hip-hop... |
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A stupid loser who can't rap for shit.
He has trouble with english, and can only speak a couple sentences. He looks like shit, he's a fucking wannabe, and a fucking poser. Flava Flav could rap better than that motherfucker. (If you even call soulja boy's piece of shit songs "rap") For all you stupid soulja boy fan-boys/girls, giving me a thumbs down won't do shit about soulja boy's fucking disgusting face. Soulja Shit: CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY
Person: Shut the fuck up you loser. Soulja Shit: THEN SUPERMAN DAT HOE Person: I would rather fuck my dog AND listen to Flava Flav's songs at the same time than listen to garbage like that Take your fucking ugly ass face out of the fucking music industry. |
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A fakeass moron who steals catch phrases from actual famous rappers in hopes of being famous himself. He apparently believes yelling "What’s Hannenin" (which is a catch phrase from Dem Franchise Boyz) about 30 times is a good song, but in reality is just a sad excuse for his inability to create REAL rhymes. person 1:I want me some Soulja Boy
Person 2:Then i guess u want a bag of shit too? Soulja Boy:What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin Dem Framcjose Boyz:Get your own damn thing bitch |
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Nate Mathews, a 17 year old boy who lives with his mother and father that makes songs that hormone-deafened adolescents love.
songs: Yahh Bitch Crank Dat Person 1: crank dat den supaman dat hoe
Person 2: What the fuck are you doin? Person 1: Im cran'n dat soulja boy biatch Person 2: No, ur making a dumass of yourself Person 1: yo' a hata of a tru playa' mayyy'n. Person 2: You do know he lives with his mom Person 1: but he crunk bia' Person 2:..no he really isnt he sings in one note, has a repetive beat and can barely pronounce a word of english Person 1: fucking asswipe! Person 2: ...retard |
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Another horrible rapper from the dirty south. He's currently contributing to the murder of hip-hop. An example of one of his half-assed songs:
"I got me some bathing apes I got I got me some bathing apes I go I got me some bathing apes I got I got I got me some bathing apes" Soulja Boy repeats that like a million times, raps a short and retarded verse, then repeats the above AGAIN. Seems like any black kid from the South that has an over sized jacket and fake chain around his neck can get a record deal these days. |
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1.A mentally retarded person. 2. Someone with Attention Deficit Disorder. 3. Someone obsessed with Bapes. 4. A moron. 5. Someone with a speech impediment. 6. Someone with a learning disability. Crank dat "Insert extremely retarded phrase here". Repeat phrase and crank dat Soulja Boy at least three times.
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a really horrible 'rapper'. he has a hit song called 'Crank Dat Soulja Boy', but that's the only song from him that people actually know about.
like most mainstream rap, his lyrics contain absolutely nothing worth talking about, yet people love him and he's making so much money. it truly is sad how fucked up the music industry is today. great rappers like Atmosphere, Immortal Technique and Jedi Mind Tricks are pretty much unnoticed, while shit like Crank Dat Soulja Boy gets played out on the radio. He has absolutely no talent and if you're gonna disagree with me, then you're either incredibally ignorant or just really fucking stupid. Soulja Boy is really nothing worth listening to.
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