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Sortino. Hebrew meaning awesome, or translating to "shortevinoski". If you have the last name Sortino, you are defiantly going to become a teenage mutant ninja turtle. Sortino is more closely related to the word scorpion because it is very possible that 50 million years ago in the time of the triassica era the very first people found a mysterious baby. They believed that this baby had evolved from a scorpion. They decided to name this baby Sortino. Then this baby grew up to do amazing things, such as become a teenage mutant ninja turtle.
Girl: Do you see that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?!
Boy: Must be a Sortino.
by Eshlieva May 03, 2013