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A Sorenson is Someone who pushes carts at a convenient store.

The average Sorenson takes their job way to seriously, and tells people they are in charge of security.

A Sorenson will never remove his sunglasses, indoors, nighttime etc. Its all the same to him.
Steve: Hey man, check out that Sorenson.

Chuck: Why is he wearing sunglasses? The sun went down an hour ago... Why is he wearing a black belt and kicking things?

Steve: He pretends to know martial arts, leave the Sorenson alone.
by Captain Wonderful March 26, 2008

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A teacher with no soul, is devoid of all emotion, a killer of fun, and hates Harambe, bans Kahoots, and wants his students to die of boredom
"Were you just in environmental science?" "Yeah, the teacher is a total Sorenson "
by AndreDangerWhaler November 10, 2016

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