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1.) Caused by unfinished BJ's, see Blue Balls
2.) Words to utter to break an awkward silence. 3.) Trying to grab a receipt out of someone's hands, missing, and poking the unsuspecting victims' left testicle instead. 1.) "Oh Yeah, baby!" *approaching footsteps* "Oh, shit!...my parents are home!" Put that back in your pants!
2.) "...." *more silence* "Hey everyone, I have SORE BALLS!" 3.) "Hey Doug!" *quick attempt to grab receipt*...*augh, groaning noises* as Doug lays, holding his crotch, on the floor. |
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