A lesion of the non-dominant parietal lobe which results in diminished ability to understand humor, sarcasm, metaphor, and main concepts of what is heard, read, or visually depicted (most observable in gchat messaging). The most diagnostic sign of this disorder is the inability to understand the punch-line of a joke.
Other symptoms include hyperactivity, excessive hair growth, and hyperhydrosis. Utilization behaviors are also present, especially around self-administering hand sanitizer machines. Usually seen in those of "indian" descent. Sood syndrome is usually benign, and thankfully, not contagious.
Arun Sood has Sood Syndrome.