When a woman is "skiing" (giving two guys a handjob) and then a third man smacks her in the head with his erection, hence her getting hit with wood.

used in reference to a tee shot in golf that ends up in the woods.

The act of running oneself into a pine tree or aspen tree at high speeds while sliding down a snow covered mountain.

Sonny Bono is a complete enigma:

A successful songwriter who didn't know anything about it.
A successful singer who couldn't sing.
A successful actor who couldn't act.
A successful politician who didn't know about politics.
Had good-looking wives and he was not.
Died from skiing cuz he wasn't a skier.
We liked him and we don't know why.

A common drink in palm springs generally drank before golf.

The term sonny Bono and a Caesar are interchangeable. Vodka, worchestershire sauce salt pepper and clamato juice make a sonny Bono.

To force yourself to stop by forceing yourself into any near by object(i.e. tree, wall, boulder.) when moveing at high speeds