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a slang term originating at Seton Hall University. The term is used when Division I athlete gets too intoxicated and cannot function properly.
Jo$h: Yo is that soccer girl drunk?

Bdaddy: Naaa dude...shes worse, shes somatosed.
by whyiamiawesome? April 10, 2010