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An arrogant, boorish people who are so ridiculously stupid and in need of basic common decency that they can't even form the most basic of governments. They also hate Americans with a passion despite the fact that they've moved to the US in droves to escape their war-torn, shit-hole of a country. They project major attitude, but if confronted, they cower like the slabs of jelly they really are. Somalis treat their women like shit; even more so than most Muslims. This likely stems from the coupling of both cowardice and combativeness. Unlike the good people from Ethiopia and Kenya, these idiots consider African-American thugs as their role models, and act accordingly.

Over the last 15 years or so, Somalis have immigrated en masse to cities such as Minneapolis and Portland, ME to take advantage of all-too-lax welfare programs. Unlike the hard-working Latinos and Hmongs, these people are both lazy and ungracious of the assistance provided to them. They will always claim that once their country has established a stable government, they will return home; as this will never happen, these human bedbugs are here to stay.
My Ethiopian friend Moses explained to me why Somalis refuse to get along with any other people. "They fucked goats back in their homeland," he said. That explains a lot.
by Johnny D. Licious December 19, 2010
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Very cool and handsome looking people. Their country is great and their food tastes sensational. They are home of the beauty and mysteries of Ancient times.
Somali are home of the great. See also, Somalian
by . . . BOB. . . August 20, 2007
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Handsome lookin people, always happy and Meditereanen smile,some of them are backstabbers some of them nice and wise,their food is delicious.
Pharoahs were belevied from Somalia, they are only remaining ancient tribe of Pharoahe. the pharoahs called "Land of Punts", meaning "Land of god".
by Erickson1290 May 30, 2006
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afro-asiatic person with curly hair, very wise and intelegent,the fastest growin minority in USA,97% of somalis in the USA are educated with atleast Bacholor degree, this people are gracious and helpfull.
most of them are heavily in 2 Dakotas,Minesotta,Seatle,Ohio and San Diego.
that skinny who works in gas stations and McDonalds is somalians.
by torrie roberts June 19, 2006
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A person from Somalia who his or her ethnic group is Somali.
Somalis are a mix of africans , ancient egyptians and arabs.
Their language is Somali a cushitic language.
It is related to languages such as Hebrew , Arabic , Amhara , Berber.
A somali men , A somali girl , A somali leader.He speaks somali
by Abdul March 19, 2005
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Africans who make good food.
"Yo Halima, cook up some Anjera for me abaiyo"
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Beautiful people, who happen to be a race...don't call them black. You will get attacked!
"I am Somali, not black... because I am good looking duh"
by Bunny573 May 14, 2007
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