'suck on my schlong'... telling another to suck on your dick, could be used as a joke
here are your options buddy: go to the game with me, go to the movies, or SOMS
by blackhawkdragon August 16, 2010
Can you define these popular missing words?
It's a Thai word meaning orange. When Thai people says "Som lon" or "orange falls", it's also a slang meaning you're having a very good luck.
If you won this lottery ticket, it was just like a big 'Som lon' on you.
by Thai elite February 05, 2010
State of Mind
Silicon Valley is not a place, it's a SoM.
by GPhone June 28, 2010
A really sensitive person who over-thinks every little detail of life. A friend who can be trusted. Who is ferociously emotional. Caring. Generous. Sweet. Simple. And in one word, someone who is not understood easily.
som, you are rare to find.
by mistresses March 11, 2015
Means "SHIT ON ME" used often in gay sex
"Dude just SOM, my chest has been dry lately and rub it in after you've excreted."
by tania hernandez February 24, 2008
Short on money
Damn, I really want that laptop but I'm SOM.
by PSUpdates November 02, 2011
In the same family as LOL but much, much cooler. SOM stands for Shit On Myself. Because LOL is played out so bad SOM has started taking instant messengers by storm by way of hilarious imagery to the person that made the funny comment.
Joe: Dude we stuck a Hot Dog in Bud's mouth when he passed out last night and took pictures, total chief!
by Josh Thompson July 27, 2006