Top Definition
The type of retirement that never comes, most likely due to a steady stream of crisis situations that will prevent from the individual from calling it quits. Can apply to any profession.
Guy 1: Did you hear? Steve's finally retiring from the corporation to go tour the world with his wife.

Guy 2: Yea a Soldier's Retirement, he'll be out of here when his heart stops beating
by TheQGquibbler July 25, 2011

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