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Soi
Soi - The Most Word Sic Moist Tonar Variation of Cool.

If you're reading this you are obviously not soi. In this decade of fast food an ready meals people need to look for healthy alternatives. This however is not limitted to the foods we eat, but to our very lifestyle. Soi is an example of that.

Soi gets it definition from Soy. Much like Soy Milk, being soi offers all the characteristics of full phat coolness, without any of the calories. That means you can be all phat and word up yourself without letting it get to your head, causing brain hemmoraging and eventually leading to strokes.

Soi is written this way due to evolution of language. It was originally adopted by the Broven Street Massive, the healthiest hood in Detroit. After a while gangstas cruising along in their low riders adopted the hand signals to remind the pimps that they were Soy. However when it came to making the Y with their fingers, they came to the conclusion a verticle finger represented a virtuous conclusion.

And thus Soi was born.
Gangsta: Check out mah woman!
Down-With-It Gansta Pimp: THAT BITCH IS SOI IMMA TAP THAT ASS

or, for the more conservative

Consumer 1: Hmm, this milk is tasty, yet I have no gained any weight! What is this stuff?
Health Store Clerk: That shit is soi yo!
by Master of Tonarity January 21, 2005
 
1.
Soi
What a Roflcopter does.
My Roflcopter goes: Soi Soi Soi!!!
by Mike Cap May 07, 2007
 
2.
Soi
A word unpronounceable by Microsoft Sam.
Microsoft Sam: My roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi

You: What the hell is swa?
by The one and only guy July 15, 2009
 
3.
soi
A word used in ventrilo that sounds really cool when said by the software's voice.

A word that can emphasize anger or happiness.
Ventrilo voice: "SOI SOI PENIS SOI"

"Ah man, I almost owned that guy, soi soi!

"Haha, take it soi soi!"
by soisoi April 09, 2006
 
4.
Soi
In the thai language, small sidestreets branching off a main road.
There's a great massage parlor on Soi 8.
by Superboner November 17, 2010
 
5.
SOI
Abbreviation for Sit On It - usually used via text

Made famous by a piece of graffiti on a wall from the intro sequence of 50's sitcom, Happy Days.

Sit On it is equivalent to the brandishing of the middle finger to an enemy and requesting for them to lower themselves onto it. As we have even less time to convey this sentiment in the 21st Century, simply SOI suffices.
Brief text message conversation:

"Hey man, can you drive me to Queens?"

SOI
by Ben NCM July 02, 2011
 
6.
SOI
Abbreviation for Sit On It - usually used via text

Made famous by a piece of graffiti on a wall from the intro sequence of 50's sitcom, Happy Days.

Sit On it is equivalent to the brandishing of the middle finger to an enemy and requesting for them to lower themselves onto it. As we have even less time to convey this sentiment in the 21st Century, simply SOI suffices.
Brief text message conversation:

"Hey man, can you drive me to Queens?"

SOI
by Ben NCM July 02, 2011
 
7.
soi
to sort out ice cream
I soied yesterday.
Soiing yesterday was fun.
by apstuh February 27, 2010