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A game where doctors in a fertility clinic jack off into a petri dish with an egg in it. The last one to shoot their load has to say that they are the dad.
Yeh, my mom told me last night that I was conceived in a game of soggy petri dish and my dad is some asshole called Dr. Carl Schiezner.
by SaxMan16 April 13, 2010