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When you are sad and your methaphorical mittens become drenched with your tears of sorrow.
Oh, Lauren has soggy mittens from not being able to leave work early.
by Fucking Lauren July 02, 2010
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When you shove both hands up a females vagina/Anal/Pisshole to keep them warm, usually sleeptime but can be during intercourse in winter or cold conditions.
Hey babe, can I warm my Soggy Mittens up in your hole?
by NoblessJohnny October 18, 2010
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