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The condition that happens when you go for a piss but don't want touch your cock. You manoevre it out of your pants without touching it and don't hold it in your hand. The problem occurs when you don't do the three shakes and the piss then rolls down your leg when you get your cock back in your pants.
Ah shit Brian, I just did a no touch cock piss and now have soggy ankles
by Almeria August 22, 2009

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