Top Definition
An inoffensive but dimwitted person. Used in Merseyside U.K.
1st person.....So let me get this straight; you were in the shop when a man came in, put a balaclava over his head, pulled out a baseball bat and then threatened the owner before asking for all of his money?
Softshite......Yes, that is exactly what happened.
1st person......And what were you doing while all this was going on?
Softshite......I was holding his bike for him.
by Toester56 June 30, 2011

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