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"Softcat Money" is a phrased used in justification of wild, irratic or needless expenditure. Often used to describe a position of high disposable income or affluence. Similar to: "Because I can".
"Dude, why'd you just buy 20 jager bombs, you don't even like jager....."

"Softcat Money."

"Fair."
by GreatBrit. May 17, 2013

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