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17.
-The act of losing an erection, with a girl with a ginormous ass.

-PJ
Come on Lemming I didn't order soft serve!
by Erock November 12, 2004
 
1.
The act of inserting ones flaccid penis into an orifice.
The other night at the party Tim soft served it up with Lisa.
by Jimmy James P September 16, 2008
 
2.
used to describe a type of rapper who is too clean cut to rap about bitches, blunts, bling, cars, guns, and/or yayo. Usually has undeserved smug viewpoint of self.

Often fronting on some esoteric bullshit like being from outer space, pondering whether God is a she, or writing an entire album about dreaming.

Responsible for the decline of hardcore rap and the rise of rappers like Drake
man, lupe fiasco's newest joint is way too soft serve for me. it's makin my penis soft!
by all shitley September 13, 2011
 
3.
To suck a flacid penis.
Guy: yeah.. gimmie head
Girl: but you aren't even erect..
Guy: gimmie some soft serve
by Nedus June 02, 2006
 
4.
the act of being soft or being a little bitch
Sean: "Man I have to drop out of the race"
Brandon: "Your being real soft serve, if you go to a soft serve ice cream machine, there is chocolate, vanilla, and Sean."
by Seany Boii March 30, 2007
 
5.
When a man forces his still flacid (see limpdick, wet noodle) penis into a womans vagina through sheer determination.
Sam got so drunk that he ended up soft-serving Jami last night for like two hours until she finally had had enough and pushed him off.

She just wanted the D-piece, she didn't know she'd be getting the soft-serve.
by Phaison LeVante Jackson September 16, 2012
 
6.
Soft Serve is a form of scat that involves very soft poop.
by General Turtle February 04, 2003
 
7.
Moving ones hips in a circular motion while expelling extremely soft stool, the product of which is a pile of tightly coiled excrement that has the appearance of soft serve ice cream.
Marsha laid down and smiled as John stood over her face and gave her a soft serve.
by A.T. y'all March 15, 2011